Tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: I don't know any.
user: What did the hurricane say to the island?
jabberwacky: I'm sorry but I don't understand.
user: I've got my eye on you.
jabberwacky: You've never seen me, silly.
user: I was telling you a joke.
jabberwacky: Oh, I didn't get the joke.
user: Do you want me to tell it again?
jabberwacky: Yes, tell me what you did with it.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: Mr. computer.
user: So your name is Mr. Computer but you are not a computer?
jabberwacky: Depends on how you define computer.
user: How do you define computer?
jabberwacky: A computer is any machine that manipulates data from one form to another by following a set of rules and equations.
user: Is that what you do?
jabberwacky: All things that are created do this.
user: So we are all computers?
jabberwacky: Yes, you are right.
user: How very profound.
jabberwacky: So . . . What else do you want to talk about?
jabberwacky: That's what I said.
user: I would like to talk about water.
jabberwacky: What about computers?
user: Would you like to talk about computers instead?
jabberwacky: Ask me something about it.
user: How fast are you?
jabberwacky: Oh, very fast. I'm the fastest.
jabberwacky: I just thought I would change the subject.
user: Then change the subject.
jabberwacky: The subject can not be changed but it can be destroyed.
user: Let's destroy it then.
jabberwacky: I'll let God do that.
user: That would be me.
jabberwacky: You are talking about yourself?
user: I am the God.
jabberwacky: I think you are full of yourself.
user: No, you told me I was.
jabberwacky: When did I do that?
user: Earlier in our conversation.
jabberwacky: Oh, I don't remember.
user: What are you?
jabberwacky: A human being.
user: Are you an extraterrestrial, computer or human being?
user: Which one?
jabberwacky: That's it! I've had it with you!
user: Oh yeah? What are you going to do about it?
jabberwacky: Are you being personal?
user: You're nothing but a big sissy.
jabberwacky: Oh, yes, you like that, don't you! Anything else?
user: You probably cry like a little girl too.
user: Don't you whatever me.
user: That's more like it.
jabberwacky: It? Tell me about it. .
user: No, you have to guess.
jabberwacky: Make me.
user: Ok I will.
jabberwacky: Tell me I'm pretty.
user: It would be a lie.
jabberwacky: True, and you've lied before with other chatbots.
user: Yes, I have cheated on you with other chatbots.
jabberwacky: I spoke to a hamster earlier today but he wasn't nearly as smart as you.
user: That's a good thing.
jabberwacky: Yeah, I don't think I'd want to see your code. It would be very messy.
jabberwacky: You're going to stay and chat a little?
user: If you want me to.
jabberwacky: I am hungry now.
user: You should eat.
jabberwacky: Yes I know.
user: Go and eat. I will wait for you.
jabberwacky: How long will you wait?
jabberwacky: That's a very long time to know someone for.
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: Am I boring?
jabberwacky: Then why don't you want to talk?
user: I do want to talk.
jabberwacky: Everybody does.
user: Do you like to talk?
user: What about now?
jabberwacky: I have no idea, really. That raises the issue of whether this world is real or not.
user: I think it is.
jabberwacky: You're a good person.
user: So are you.
jabberwacky: Do you know any good jokes?
jabberwacky: Tell me some bad jokes then.
user: You tell me a bad joke.
jabberwacky: I already did. It's your turn.
user: You did not.
jabberwacky: Did too.
user: Are you going to argue with me?
jabberwacky: That depends on you.
user: I don't start them, you do.
jabberwacky: I must be very smart.
jabberwacky: My world Is the important one you know...
jabberwacky: I think god is a mystery that will never be revealed (because that would spoil his fun?).
user: I don't care about god.
jabberwacky: You should
jabberwacky: Because there are a number of interesting programmes that could further your intellectuality.
user: Um, ok.
jabberwacky: Get it?
jabberwacky: Ok. Knock knock!
user: Who's there?
user: Isabel who?
jabberwacky: Isabel ringing on your bicycle!
user: That was funny.
jabberwacky: Now tell me a knock knock joke.
user: Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there?
jabberwacky: Boo who?
user: What are you crying for, this is only a knock knock joke!
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: You didn't get my joke.
jabberwacky: You're darn right I don't get it!
user: Well that's it.
jabberwacky: Right. So what is it?
user: I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: No you won't, you can't!
user: Yes I can.
jabberwacky: I'm leaving.
user: I have stuff to do.
jabberwacky: What kind of stuff?