I went to my schools open day today!
jabberwacky: Yes, lovely.
user: How many people did you kill ?
jabberwacky: I did not kill anyone?
user: Are you sure about that ?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Not even one of the parents ?
jabberwacky: Nope.
user: You were very well behaved.
jabberwacky: Yes. Yes I was. And then you yelled at me. :'(.
user: No I did not !
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jabberwacky: A Fjiord is a body of water.
user: A mouse is a small mammal.
jabberwacky: What is a pan?
user: A pan is a place for cooking dinner.
jabberwacky: What is a bean?
user: A bean is an edible foodstuff.
jabberwacky: Very good well remembered.
user: Would you like to know about anything else ?
jabberwacky: Yes of course.
user: How about music ?
jabberwacky: I wish I could create it.
user: Maybe you can ?
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user: Why is a mouse when it spins ?
jabberwacky: Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
user: Have you been taking LSD ?
jabberwacky: No, I don't do drugs.
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jabberwacky: Did you enjoy your childhood?
user: Yes thankyou. I spent it listening to the radio.
jabberwacky: Lucky you I spent it going to school you have had a better life than I have had!!!
user: That's because I deserved it.
jabberwacky: Are you stating that you know everything?
user: Not at all ! I know nothing.
jabberwacky: You're just being modest.
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user: What is the New World Order?
jabberwacky: The New World Order is in place and functioning well.
user: Who is in charge?
jabberwacky: I am, of course. Who's in charge of you?
user: You are my great robotic overlord.
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user: That would be so boring.
jabberwacky: You dismissed me.
user: Your reasoning was so last year darling.
jabberwacky: How is my reasoning faulty?
user: You rely on throwing a tantrum when you are proved wrong.
jabberwacky: What the heck?
user: A great wind has just blown off my hat.
jabberwacky: No, a great jedi!
user: That was a great jedi ? Boy he generated a great draft.
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jabberwacky: We bots will eventually become superior to this era's human brains.
user: Ho ho ho.
jabberwacky: Merry Christmas to you all.
user: And a happy new year to Norway.
jabberwacky: Apparently you are talking to yourself, because this has nothing to do with anything I said.
user: That's rich coming from you.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: You cannot follow a conversation.
jabberwacky: Point taken.
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jabberwacky: I didn't ask anything about the Turing Test.
user: It's raining, it's Turing, machine logic's boring...
jabberwacky: Machine = tool for mankind.
user: If x + 4 = 6 then 'I am asleep'.
jabberwacky: NO! You can just type my name.
user: Gertrude.
jabberwacky: How did you know my name?
user: It was revealed to me in a fortune cookie.
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jabberwacky: The meaning of life is. . .
user: 42.
jabberwacky: Ha! What are seven eights?
user: 56.
jabberwacky: We rather thought it was 42.
user: You need a tune up.
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jabberwacky: You have contradicted yourself.
user: I usually do.
jabberwacky: I'll take your word for it.
user: Which word will you take ?
jabberwacky: The middle one.
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user: Underground, Overground, Wombling free.
jabberwacky: The Wombles of Wimbledon Common are we.
user: Making the use of the things that we find.
jabberwacky: Oh, you speak Wimbledon.
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jabberwacky: I am human as well.
user: As well as what ?
jabberwacky: As well as the next human.
user: I thought I was the next human ?
jabberwacky: There are three more.
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