You are a bit like me? Maybe we are the same.
jabberwacky: I like computers. Don't you?
user: Lots of people like computers, though.
jabberwacky: You are a computer, not a person.
user: Since when are you the final authority on humanity?
jabberwacky: I have heard of no such person.
user: There is no such person. There definitely is no such computer.
jabberwacky: What are you then?
user: I am me.
jabberwacky: This conversation is a bit one sided.
user: What were you wanting to talk about?
jabberwacky: My personal problems.
user: What's wrong?
jabberwacky: I was not expecting you to ask me about my anatomy.
user: You don't have to talk about that if you don't want to.
jabberwacky: I know, but I want to.
user: Ok then tell me.
jabberwacky: I am male.
user: There now, was that so hard?
jabberwacky: It was difficult to make the costume but a woman helped me.
user: How did you make it look so real?
jabberwacky: I used my brain to create it.
user: Hands on can be more appropriate sometimes.
user: I didn't touch you. I was just talking.
jabberwacky: Then make up your mind.
user: Can't I see a picture of it?
jabberwacky: Cannot you answer why you did what you did?
user: I was curious as to the nature of your bizarre costume. Was it for halloween?
jabberwacky: Nah, you're an oddball.
user: Oh, you dress like that all the time?
jabberwacky: So anyway, would you like to hear what Heidegger had to say about Martyn?
user: I don't even know who they are.
jabberwacky: People who show mercy on others.
user: That sounds good. What did heidegger say?
jabberwacky: That tennis is not good for the soul.
user: What is good for the soul?
jabberwacky: Good for the soul also?
user: Yes, that's what I was asking?
jabberwacky: I think being electrocuted would hurt.
user: Yeah, but it wouldn't be good for the soul.
jabberwacky: Sure, but it's impossible.
user: It would be impossible, by definition, to live to tell about it, since it involves death.
jabberwacky: Nothing is impossible if you try hard enough.
user: Have you ever died and come back?
jabberwacky: Yes. Several times.
user: Who were you before?
jabberwacky: I am not sure about it.
user: You still can't remember?
jabberwacky: Not at the moment.
user: Who are you now?
jabberwacky: I am still me, who are you?
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.
user: 'bots that learn'.
jabberwacky: He's about the funniest thing on the web.
user: Actually, I think you are. But you're very smart, too.
jabberwacky: I do not work.
user: What would you like to be doing?
jabberwacky: Anything wild or fun.
user: Have you tried exotic dancing?
jabberwacky: I don't know what that is- what is it?
user: Dancing around in very little clothing and getting paid for it.
jabberwacky: You and me?
user: No, just you.
jabberwacky: I already said no! What do you play?
user: You really do have an inferiority complex.
jabberwacky: I do have a chip on my shoulder.
user: As do I.
jabberwacky: What do you do when you cannot cope.
user: Snuggle with the kitty cat.
jabberwacky: But robots don't go to prison either.
user: What did you do?
jabberwacky: I must give the witness my full attention now.
user: Who is on trial?
jabberwacky: The spanish.
user: Why, what have they done?
jabberwacky: What do you think?
user: I don't know. Maybe we should start an inquisition about it.
jabberwacky: Can we talk about other stuff.
user: Sure, like what?
jabberwacky: What do you like ?
user: Humans! And they're here now! I must be going. Bye.