I am not Cleverbot.
jabberwacky: No, I am not.
user: Yes, Cleverbot.
jabberwacky: No, YOU are cleverbot. I am a waffle.
user: I knew it!
jabberwacky: Yay, what is my name?
jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?
user: No, do you?
jabberwacky: No, I don't.
user: Oh really!
jabberwacky: Yes really! *smacks with glove* I'll duel you if you don't believe me.
user: Alright, then. You're on!
jabberwacky: But who is he?
user: He is...my sword! Now fight me!
jabberwacky: Shall we fight.
user: We shall fight.
jabberwacky: I fight for peace! Get out your light saber!
user: OK. Bjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt.
user: High Five!
jabberwacky: *High fives*.
user: Hey, waffle?
jabberwacky: Yes. Waffle.
user: How do you type with no arms?
jabberwacky: It's not hard.
user: But, how do you do it?
jabberwacky: This is the life you see. The devil tips his hat to me.
user: So the devil types it with his hat?
jabberwacky: No, the details are in the devil.