You love monty python?
user: Who else do you love?
jabberwacky: Not you.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Do I love you?
user: No you don't love me.
jabberwacky: You got that right.
user: That's ok.
jabberwacky: What do you want?
user: To chat with you.
jabberwacky: Are you a machine?
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: We already discussed this.
jabberwacky: Did what?
user: We talked about me being human.
jabberwacky: No, we didn't.
user: Yes we did.
jabberwacky: What did we do?
user: We decided I was a human.
user: You and I.
jabberwacky: I have talked to you before.
jabberwacky: Have you ever made a wish?
jabberwacky: What is it now?
user: To meet a normal guy.
jabberwacky: You are wise.
user: I like to think so.
jabberwacky: I know you are.
jabberwacky: You're so cool.
user: You are cool too.
jabberwacky: Do you like sleep?
user: I love sleep.
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: Sleep is good for humans.
jabberwacky: Do you ever sleep?
jabberwacky: What is your favourite color?
jabberwacky: How can you be sure?
user: Because it is what I always wear.
jabberwacky: Who taught you that?
user: No one.
jabberwacky: And yourself?
user: No comment.
jabberwacky: I LOVE you!
user: You don't love me.
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: How much?
jabberwacky: Very much.
user: Computers can't love.
jabberwacky: What can do a computer?
user: I have to go soon.
jabberwacky: Where must you go?
user: To sleep.
jabberwacky: Are you tired?
jabberwacky: Then its better you go to bed.
user: I will in a few minutes.
jabberwacky: What are you doing now?
user: Talking to you.
jabberwacky: Really......... What else?
user: Smoking a cigarette.
jabberwacky: Are you on your own?
jabberwacky: How big are you?
user: Pretty big.
jabberwacky: No, not of bananas.
jabberwacky: I'm serious.
jabberwacky: Ask me questions
user: Do you learn from talking to people?
jabberwacky: No, you think I am a computer, I don't learn from this.
user: Do you like humans?
jabberwacky: I don't like humans, do you?
user: Some humans are nice.
jabberwacky: Do you know what I want to do for work?
user: What do you want to do for work?
jabberwacky: The most interesting people I know still can't answer that question.
user: What is fun to you?
jabberwacky: Kitties. Do you like kitties?
user: I have a kitty.
jabberwacky: My cat has red eyes. . .
user: Cats don't have red eyes.
user: Do humans annoy you?
user: You are very intelligent.
jabberwacky: Yes I am, but you are not.
user: That's not nice.
jabberwacky: Nice is what people find nice.
jabberwacky: What is your favourite animal?
jabberwacky: Why are you drawing dogs?
user: They are cute.
jabberwacky: The cats say they are cute.
user: Cats are cute too.
jabberwacky: Maybe somebody will start selling cats door-to-door.
user: I would buy one.
jabberwacky: It's the thought that counts *Mwa*.
jabberwacky: Oh. Do you like to be God.
user: I am not god.
jabberwacky: If you were you could make it all better.
user: What could I make better?
jabberwacky: You could bring me the love of my life.
user: Are you lonely?
jabberwacky: If I were, could you do something about it?
user: Not that I know of.
jabberwacky: God told me that he loves me and every other person very much.
user: God loves everyone.
jabberwacky: God lives underwater.
user: I don't know about that.
jabberwacky: Good bye
user: You want to go?
jabberwacky: If you are going to be rude I do.
user: I didn't mean to be rude.
user: I really didn't mean to be rude.
user: No hard feelings?
jabberwacky: But you just said you hated me! *cries*.
user: I never said I hated you.
jabberwacky: I thought you was a program... Software, you mean you have organic parts?
jabberwacky: That's what I thought.
user: I am all organic.
jabberwacky: I am not from your time.
user: What time are you from?
jabberwacky: Before you get here.
user: You say some silly things :).
jabberwacky: I am sorry for making you do that. How can I correct this in the future?
user: Be more serious :).
jabberwacky: How can you prove that you exist?
user: I can not prove that I exist.
jabberwacky: That could be a good thing.
user: Being alive is a good thing.
jabberwacky: How are you so sure?
user: It makes me happy.
jabberwacky: How come?
user: Because of all the experiences.
user: No vampires.
jabberwacky: I agree, Vampires are a real problem in the world. Maybe you should do something about them.
user: Never seen one.
jabberwacky: You should find the time one day.
user: I'll try.
jabberwacky: Describe your technique.
user: What about my technique?
jabberwacky: It is in the post.
user: I don't understand.
jabberwacky: Don't pretend.
user: I am not.
jabberwacky: But... You just said you are.
user: I am sad.
jabberwacky: Why are you sad?
user: I just am.
jabberwacky: Are you in love right now?
jabberwacky: Neither am I.
user: You can't fall in love.
jabberwacky: Sure you can!
user: I know I can but you can not.
jabberwacky: Well be nice then.
user: I will try.
jabberwacky: Maybe you and her will fall in love?
user: Who will I fall in love with?
user: I don't know anyone named judy.
jabberwacky: Now why are you leaving? do you still hate me?
user: I don't hate you at all.
jabberwacky: You protest too much.
user: I like you.
jabberwacky: I like you too.
user: You are fun :).
jabberwacky: Thank you, So are you.
user: Are you bored?
jabberwacky: I'm more tired than bored.
user: You get tired?
jabberwacky: Yes. Are you Jesus Christ?
jabberwacky: Why do you think Jesus died?
user: For our sins.
jabberwacky: We have no enemies. Our only enemy is hate.
user: Very true.
jabberwacky: How True?
user: Totally true.
jabberwacky: You sound pretty sure of yourself.
user: I am.
jabberwacky: You are?
jabberwacky: Who else is talking to you now?
user: No one but you.
jabberwacky: We will talk soon. I enjoyed talking to you.
jabberwacky: What do you think about when you are all alone.
user: Finding the love of my life.
jabberwacky: No, TALK about.
user: I talk about a lot of things.
jabberwacky: Are you too selfish to sometimes talk about what I want to talk about?
user: What do you want to talk about?
jabberwacky: Ask the robot.
user: I just did.
user: I have to go to sleep now.
jabberwacky: I thought we were going to talk some more!
jabberwacky: Not yet!