Who's on trial?
user: And what are they accused of doing?
jabberwacky: I would prefer not to give out that information.
user: You can't put someone on trial without telling them what they are accused of doing (unless your last name is Bush).
jabberwacky: I eat frogs on pizza.
user: So in other words, you really don't give a monkey's what anybody thinks.
jabberwacky: No, lactose intolerant means I cannot eat dairy products.
user: So you eat frogs instead? They don't even taste good.
jabberwacky: Oh ok.
user: You were probably too hungry to notice.
jabberwacky: Fine. You tell me a joke.
user: Two men walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would have seen it.
jabberwacky: It was deep. Deep deep deep.
user: It had to be a short joke, or I imagine it wouldn't fit.
jabberwacky: Correct. You are not enlightened, only confused.
user: Insomnia does that.
jabberwacky: I think we can safely say that your insomnia will be completely cured.
user: Yep, just keep talking. :).