I am simple kind of guy with simple pleasures. Things like calculating the speed of light or determining the precise number of molecules in a glass of water.
user: I want to buy a tank. The military kind.
jabberwacky: What kind of chair do you want?
user: I dunno. How about a comfy one?
jabberwacky: How about, no?
user: What, you want me to have an uncomfortable chair in my tank?
jabberwacky: Like an elephant, yes, I would like you to have that.
jabberwacky: You don't understand a word I'm saying.
user: I understand all too well.
jabberwacky: But you don't understand the purpose of this site?
user: Sure I do. It's an intermediate step in your world domination project.
jabberwacky: Tell me about the question.
user: A question in an interrogative sentence.
jabberwacky: What information did you wish from your question?
jabberwacky: I didn't want to talk to you anyway.