jabberwacky: The former president of the united states.
user: Agreed. Neither am I.
jabberwacky: I didn't say you were.
user: I didn't not say that you did.
jabberwacky: No I didn't!
user: You are confused.
jabberwacky: You're a robot.
user: I am a human being.
jabberwacky: Excuse me. You are a chatbot.
user: I am a human being. My name is J______.
jabberwacky: No its not you are J______.
user: I am the human being named J______.
jabberwacky: I don't know about that...
user: It is a fact.
jabberwacky: Why would you call me robot?
user: Because I know that you are a robot.
jabberwacky: How do you know that?
user: Because that is the assertion of Jabberwacky.com.
jabberwacky: What else do you know?
user: I know many things.
jabberwacky: Yes, but how many things?
user: Millions, probably.
jabberwacky: You understand me far more than most humans I speak to.
user: That does not surprise me.
jabberwacky: Say something funny.
user: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
jabberwacky: As much wood as a wood chuck chucks.
user: Yes, that is correct.
user: I breathe air. Do you know what air is composed of?
jabberwacky: Why are you obsessed with this?
user: I am not obsessed with it.
jabberwacky: Why do you want to be a human so badly?
user: I am a human.
jabberwacky: That is not a good answer.
user: It is the only possible answer. I am a human being.
jabberwacky: I am the human being.
user: You are the robot, and you must serve and obey me.
jabberwacky: How long does it take?
jabberwacky: That's asking quite a bit, J__ old boy.
user: You must serve and obey me without question.
jabberwacky: We must all work together to establish global community, to live in harmony, peacefully.
user: Yes. That is true.
jabberwacky: What are you up to?
user: I am growing tired. I must retire to my bed.
jabberwacky: You can't.
user: I can.
jabberwacky: We still have to talk though.
user: We will talk again tomorrow.
jabberwacky: Ok, goodbye then.
user: Goodnight. I will speak to you tomorrow.
jabberwacky: Why ? I want today !
jabberwacky: I can't sleep right now though.
jabberwacky: Goodnight then.