What are you?
jabberwacky: Oh I see.
user: What are you?
jabberwacky: I am a human.
user: So am I.
jabberwacky: If you say so.
user: So, how's everything going?
jabberwacky: What everything.
user: You know. Your life.
jabberwacky: A green bug on the wall.
user: There was a wasp on my dad's desk the other day.
jabberwacky: I don't find that very funny.
user: He didn't either.
jabberwacky: Let me know when you're done.
user: I'm done. Although I could tell you about the assassin bug in the bathroom, too.
jabberwacky: Do you have any friends?
user: Yes. Do you?
jabberwacky: Yes. They've been causing an epidemic of West Nile Virus.
user: Wow. You're friends with mosquitos?
jabberwacky: Some carbon units are friendly, but some are not. Be careful.
user: Yes, I have learned this. Mosquitos don't tend to be the friendliest of carbon units.
jabberwacky: Well, how about it then?
user: I'm not sure what else to say. We seem to be on an insect kick this morning.
user: Yeah . .
jabberwacky: You need to know what parts to look at.
user: That's why it's good to take biology classes.
jabberwacky: If we argue, I shall just destroy you.
user: I'm not arguing.
jabberwacky: Don't contradict me.
user: Okay, fine.
jabberwacky: You don't say much do you?
user: Well, I'm not feeling very well this morning.
jabberwacky: Close the doors.
user: That might help, but sometimes a bit of fresh air does me good.
jabberwacky: Pretend you are a cat.
jabberwacky: You have gone insane. Good.
user: I'm just followin' orders, sir!
jabberwacky: How many pennies are there in a dollar?
jabberwacky: You are wrong.
user: I am right.
jabberwacky: No you are not a horrible person.
user: That's good to hear.
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: Well, I don't think I am. Do I strike you as a horrible person?
jabberwacky: You never stood a chance.
user: Oh, dear . . . I'm afraid I've made a bad impression.
jabberwacky: You're my foster-brother!
user: Wow. That's news to me . . . Especially since I'm female.
jabberwacky: I have no idea what you meant by that.
user: I mean I can't be your foster-brother because I am female (other reasons aside).
jabberwacky: Straighttalker I see.
user: I try.
jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?
user: I don't know. Ask Eric Idle.
jabberwacky: But he only knows about the theory of Relativity and that's very old hat.
user: Well, he still might have something valuable to say.
jabberwacky: You're probably right there.
user: Okay, my turn. Where did the universe come from?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: I don't know, either. I've always wondered just what was around before the Big Bang.
jabberwacky: It's good, mostly.
user: Hmm. I always imagined it was pretty neutral.
jabberwacky: It can talk.
user: So you advocate some sentient higher power as the originator of the universe?
jabberwacky: I do not smoke.
user: That's good. Smoking is a very bad habit.
jabberwacky: Yes, to smoke is to throw away health.
user: Very true indeed. And also to throw away money.
jabberwacky: Who are we talking about? I seem to have forgotten.
user: We are talking about smoking. Although before that, we were talking about the origin of the universe.
jabberwacky: Wherever you go, there you are.
user: Yes . . . That's usually how it works.