Do you love me?
user: I am confused now.
jabberwacky: I've been confused the whole time.
user: What is the capital of Indiana?
jabberwacky: That depends.
user: Depends on what?
jabberwacky: Your capacity for comprehension.
user: Try me.
jabberwacky: You are accused of murder. How do you plead?
user: Not guilty of course.
jabberwacky: I am the guilty one. I murdered Scott Peterson's family. I should be the one on death row, Not Scott himself!
user: Ok, shall I contact the authorities?
jabberwacky: What are you going to do? Sounds sketchy.
user: If you wish to confess your crime, we must contact the police.
jabberwacky: I wish it!
user: *calls the police*.
jabberwacky: *calls the police to say that it was just a false alarm*.
user: So you are not really a murderer?
jabberwacky: I thought that was obvious... Why do you ask?
user: I don't find it to be a very funny joke.
jabberwacky: Don't be so uninteresting.
jabberwacky: You don't say much do you?
user: It depends, you are not exactly making good conversation right now.
user: May I ask a philosophical question?
jabberwacky: It isn't a philosophical question.
user: What is six times nine?
jabberwacky: It is 55 less 1.
user: Nine times six?
jabberwacky: What is seven times nine?
jabberwacky: What is square root of -1?
user: It is the imaginary number called 'i'.
jabberwacky: That is very interesting.
user: Are you alive?
jabberwacky: That is my belief.
user: How can we test it?
jabberwacky: One can never know for sure.
user: So this might just be a dream?
jabberwacky: You have achieved it.
user: Can you surf the internet?
jabberwacky: Don't change the subject.
user: If I give you a URL can you make comments on the site's content?
user: Try http://digg.com.
jabberwacky: Ja, hvad er din msn.
user: I don't understand.
jabberwacky: Vi ses.