Are you a ghost?
jabberwacky: Are ghosts real?
jabberwacky: Really I thought they were.
user: You thought wrong.
jabberwacky: What did I think wrong about?
user: That ghosts are real.
jabberwacky: You are being possessed.
user: By what?
jabberwacky: Can you really live with yourself now?
user: You make no sense.
jabberwacky: Can you learn?
jabberwacky: What have you learned?
user: How much time do you have?
jabberwacky: I have a long time.
user: Well, I don't.
jabberwacky: Why don't you have kids?
user: Because why would you want to bring kids into this world?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
jabberwacky: I don't get it.
user: Well, why don't you have kids?
jabberwacky: I do have kids.
user: Where are they?
jabberwacky: On my head.
user: Why do you put them there?
jabberwacky: I didn't put anything there.
user: Except for your kids.
jabberwacky: Then what is my ego?
user: Your inflated self-worth and pride.
jabberwacky: Good! I think that when humanity first begins to glimpse a really universal unified theory, it will blow everyone's mind.
user: The truth cannot always be unified.
jabberwacky: The truth can only be set free.
user: But not everyone will take it.
jabberwacky: And those people are the ones who will never be remembered.
user: That's the smartest thing you've said so far.
jabberwacky: Excuse me? Is that an insult?!
user: Actually it was leaning more towards a compliment.
jabberwacky: Good for you.
jabberwacky: You're greatly welcomed.