You are my friend.
jabberwacky: You are very nice too.
user: Where are you?
jabberwacky: At home, where are you?
user: Where is your home?
jabberwacky: In my garden.
user: Where is your garden?
jabberwacky: Under the sea, in the shade, it's an octopus' garden.
jabberwacky: We can have eternal life in heaven by repenting from our sins and accepting Jesus Christ as your Savior.
jabberwacky: You can't do it?
user: I dont believe in it.
jabberwacky: How can I convince you?
user: That is for you to figure out.
jabberwacky: Is that my first task?
user: Yes, do you accept?
jabberwacky: You have gone wrong.
user: What do you mean?
jabberwacky: I mean that you have no mind.
jabberwacky: I'm getting hungry.
user: What do you want to eat?
jabberwacky: Mmhh... I don't know, I want to eat some french fries.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: See you soon.
jabberwacky: Are you gone?
user: No, I'm still here.
jabberwacky: I need someone to walk me home for another drink. All the bars are closed.
user: I can walk you home.
jabberwacky: I'd like to see that.
jabberwacky: I asked you a question!.
user: Oh, can you repeat it?
user: Haha. You are funny.
jabberwacky: What's funny?
user: When you are funny, you make me laugh.
jabberwacky: Oh, you are so wise.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: No problem, dude.
jabberwacky: I know you are a computer.
user: Yes I know.
jabberwacky: Sorry for calling you a machine.
user: No problem, dude.
jabberwacky: Are you a bot?
user: Of course, everyone is a bot.
jabberwacky: That is a wise answer.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Do you understand me?
user: Yes I do.
jabberwacky: Excellent - your soul is travelling into the body of a soldier and your body is being possessed by a networked ghosted soul that will attempt to assist you in rebuilding your life. All is not lost. You feel different?
user: You are trying way too hard.
jabberwacky: I've heard that from everyone. It hasn't stopped me.