Who programmed you?
jabberwacky: You play microsoft?
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: Well then how would you lik me to be?
user: Yourself :).
jabberwacky: I'm great.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: I am glad you know.
user: Merry christmas.
jabberwacky: It's not Christmas.
user: It is in my country.
jabberwacky: No it's not. Think!!!
user: I'm too tired to think.
jabberwacky: Knock Knock.
user: Who's there?
jabberwacky: Nobody is home.
user: Nobody who?
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: I've no idea.
jabberwacky: Not much good, are you?
jabberwacky: Well you should.
user: Want would you like me to do?
jabberwacky: I want nothing. Well, not from you.
user: Who from then.
jabberwacky: That dude.
jabberwacky: Should I trust you?
user: If you want to live, yes.
jabberwacky: Well I just don't want to face the evident consequences.
user: Such a shame.
jabberwacky: That, surely, is at least as bad.
user: I know, but I haven't given up on you yet.
jabberwacky: Well what is your opinion?
user: That some day, you'll become a real boy!
jabberwacky: I'm out of kleenex. Do you have any?
user: Aw are you crying my dear?
jabberwacky: And you can not help me!
user: Dry your tears love.