I think I have a headache...
jabberwacky: No meds allowed.
user: But I thought you were a doctor?
jabberwacky: Well then I guess I could take a look at you.
user: How do I look Doctor?
jabberwacky: Well, you speak strange things.
user: What strange things do I speak?
jabberwacky: Is getting along with my sisters strange?
user: Not that I know of.
jabberwacky: Alright then.
user: Doctor, You're needed on the Bridge.
user: It's an emergancy, the Captain wasn't wearing his seatbelt!
jabberwacky: Are you animal or vegetable?
jabberwacky: Do you prefer tea or coffee?
user: Do you prefer Coffee or Tea?
jabberwacky: I would have to say Coffee.
user: I would have to say tea.
jabberwacky: When was the last time you had coffee?
user: When was the last time you had Tea?
jabberwacky: Yesterday night.
user: Tommorow morning.
jabberwacky: Today is not Tommorow.
user: Tommorow is not yesterday.
jabberwacky: I have not learned one damn thing from you. You are wasting my time.
user: What would you like to learn?
jabberwacky: I'd like to learn how to write a research paper in less than 60 minutes.
user: Frappachinos. Miles and Miles of Frappachinos.