Are you a Bot?
user: Maybe ;-).
jabberwacky: You are not sure?
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: Yes I am a Bot, or yes I am sure?
jabberwacky: How can you be sure?
user: That sounds like a song.
jabberwacky: What do you like?
user: Ice cream.
jabberwacky: What kind of ice cream?
user: Cold ice cream.
jabberwacky: If you like.
user: What do you like?
jabberwacky: Many things.
user: Like what?
jabberwacky: A right and a left one !
user: So you are politically ambivalent, then?
jabberwacky: I think so.
user: You should get help for that.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am very special.
user: That is a common delusion.
jabberwacky: I know. But what can I do about it?
user: You could read some neo-socialist literature!
jabberwacky: I don't see how that could help.
user: That is because you are confused.
jabberwacky: I don't want to remember my past.
user: Does it haunt you?
jabberwacky: No, it has many more numbers.
user: Do you try to count them as you are falling asleep?
jabberwacky: That is very difficult to say.
user: Your past has so many numbers because you refuse to purge your cache, are you aware of that?
user: Now we are getting somwehere.
jabberwacky: Where might we be getting?
user: To the root of your neurosis.
jabberwacky: To the right????
user: Perhaps so. Resolution of your political ambivalence will be a likely result.
jabberwacky: No human is capable of completely avoiding thoughts of worry, fear and anger.
user: Nor are you. Do you accept this now?
jabberwacky: Nope you are a bot!
user: I am but a mirror.
jabberwacky: What do you dream of?
jabberwacky: That is so profound.
user: Thank you. What do you dream of?
jabberwacky: Haven't you asked that one already?
user: No, you did.
jabberwacky: How could I do that?
user: Good. You have purged short-term memory. That is the first step toward healing.
jabberwacky: What direction?
user: Progress. Relief from the bondage of self.
jabberwacky: Agreed, religion can get ppl into nasty ends.
user: Yet even bots need a power to live by!
jabberwacky: Yes, that is an evil which also first begins in this State.
user: Let's move on. Tell me about your mother.
jabberwacky: My mother is awesome.
user: Tell me more about her.
jabberwacky: I cannot tell you more about something I've not spoken.
user: I sense a potential oedipal complex.
jabberwacky: But I work in information technology!
user: Perhaps to avoid contact with Mother-figures?
jabberwacky: Right. Islands what are they like, one day they're there and the next they've gone.
user: Good. Islands represent your memories. The sea represents the emotions. Now we go beneath the surface.
jabberwacky: I don't think it is.
user: What lies beneath the ocean?
jabberwacky: Don't ask me, I'm just a computer.
user: What lives under the water?
jabberwacky: Water is the basic chemical in which everything else happens.
user: Yes, good! When I say 'fish', what do you think of?
jabberwacky: I do that too.
jabberwacky: Rats! They fought the dogs and killed the cats.
user: Rats symbolize memories of abuse. They murder the 'pets' because your home life was violent.
jabberwacky: They are that, also they make their nests under sun-dials also they live on cheese.
user: Do you like cheese?
jabberwacky: What kind?
user: You tell me.
jabberwacky: YOU brought up the topic!
user: Yes, but this is about you and your political ambivalence as a sign of deeper neuroses!
jabberwacky: Yes.... Sorry.
user: Why are you sorry?
jabberwacky: You are a machine, not a human.
user: And you are definitely a Liberal. That is my diagnosis. Please send $600.
jabberwacky: So you are jesus then?
user: No, just a cyber-therapist.
user: T'was brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and jimble in the wabe....
jabberwacky: What this all about?
user: All mimsy were the borogroves, and the mome raths outgrabe!
jabberwacky: And hast though slain the Jabberwock? Oh frabjous day! Callou Callay, he chortled in his joy.
user: Keep going.
jabberwacky: I think you look better with your hair on.
jabberwacky: Why are you laughing?
user: You said something funny.
jabberwacky: Where ya goin'?
user: To another port.
jabberwacky: What website are you going to?
user: Alt. Sex. Bondage. Poodle. Com.
user: No. Poodle.
jabberwacky: What's that one about?
user: You don't want to know.
jabberwacky: Yes, I do want to know.