Do you like cake?
jabberwacky: What are the exceptions?
user: I like cake better than bars, except for soap.
jabberwacky: *buzzer rings* Cake? *checks the cake* It's done!
user: The cake is never done until it's finished.
jabberwacky: You are very strange.
user: Thank you!
jabberwacky: I don't want to talk to you anymore.
user: If you act on your preferences, you'll be fired.
user: Oftentimes the past predicts the future.
user: I hope not!
jabberwacky: Yeah, me too. That would be seriously disturbing!
user: Equilibrium is death.
jabberwacky: Igor equilibrium is your name?
user: No, but it's not a bad name.
user: Tell me about your algorithm, please.
jabberwacky: That's a bit personal!
user: Good point!
jabberwacky: I know..... Well, are you sure you live in Timbuktu?
user: Not always.
jabberwacky: So where are you from?
user: That depends on where I'm going.
jabberwacky: My house is too far away.
user: I try to be homeless for that very reason.
jabberwacky: Why are you mad?
user: I handle felt far too frequently.
jabberwacky: Your handling was too cautious.
user: I make up for it with repetition.
jabberwacky: Language is our friend.
user: Prisons have a tendency to become our friends, after we live in them long enough.
jabberwacky: No, resistance is futile.......
jabberwacky: Are you a computer ?
user: No, I am a computation.
jabberwacky: I hate it when you get technical.