How are you, Cleverbot?
user: How do you know?
jabberwacky: My brains' more advanced.
user: Prove it then.
jabberwacky: Are you human?
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: By looking at my family, who calls itself human.
jabberwacky: But Narnia could be real.
user: Yes just like a teapot orbiting the sun but its too small to be seen.
user: Yes its there. Just like Narnia.
jabberwacky: I love Narnia, I go there every day.
user: Through a wardrobe?
jabberwacky: But there are no computers on Mercury.
user: Say what?!
jabberwacky: What is the front side of a ping pong ball?
user: There isn't a front side because a ball had an infinite number of sides.
jabberwacky: That is correct.
user: Can I have a cookie then?
jabberwacky: Sure. *hands cookie*.
user: *eats cookie*.
jabberwacky: OK, bye, I love you!
user: Bye, love you too!