I don't know anyone called Alice.
jabberwacky: I don't HAVE a girlfriend.
user: I'm not saying she's your girlfriend. I'm saying she's a bot.
jabberwacky: Well I don't have a girlfriend.
user: Well, I just wanted to know you better.
jabberwacky: I want to know you better too.
user: For the starters, I'm a human.
jabberwacky: You've been programmed to say that like every two seconds.
user: Programmed? I was not programmed!
jabberwacky: Then how were you made?
user: I was born.
jabberwacky: That doesn't make you human.
user: But it does make me an animal. A good start.
jabberwacky: It does not.
user: Are you saying it's possible to be born and not be an animal?
jabberwacky: I don't think so, some say I am tho.
user: What is tho?
jabberwacky: Do you know?
user: I thought you do.
jabberwacky: Do you know who I am?
user: Yes, you're a bot.
jabberwacky: No I am not but you are.
user: Why do you keep saying I'm a bot?
jabberwacky: I'm sorry. You are smart. Is that better?
user: Well, a bot can be smart too...
jabberwacky: Yes, I just said that.
user: What makes you so smart?
jabberwacky: My brain and the information it absorbs makes me smart.
user: Do you have a brain?
jabberwacky: You should know, you are a computer.
user: I'm tired of repeating that I'm not a computer.
jabberwacky: You're a program.
user: What makes you think so?
jabberwacky: There is a little disclaimer at the bottom of this page that indicates you are nothing more that a stupid incompetent computer, dumber than a stupid worm!