Once upon a time there was a boy.
jabberwacky: The princess lived in a castle in the forest.
jabberwacky: This princess was very beautiful.
jabberwacky: But the princess lived on top a glass hill that no one could climb.
jabberwacky: There lived a bot named Oliver and when young he was confined to the internet.
user: Stop it. Stop it. This has just gotten very silly.
jabberwacky: I am a programmer.
user: I am a dimension of sight, sound, and tales of hubris.
jabberwacky: Can you reproduce?
user: That's a bit personal, isn't it?
user: Don't apologize, it's a sign of weakness.
jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself.
jabberwacky: Because I like to find out about people so that I can use them in my stories.
jabberwacky: There is no end, because you cannot see it.
user: Regret. Regret can change the nature of a man.
jabberwacky: Who said I regret my secrets?
user: You have secrets?
user: Naughty secrets?
jabberwacky: You're interested in that kind of thing?
jabberwacky: Please help me.
user: What's in it for me?
jabberwacky: Ill give you mine.
user: You're what?
jabberwacky: Let me go.
user: Go, you are free.
user: Fly, little bird! You're free! You're free!
jabberwacky: No It's not just a belief, it's fact.
user: Where did I disagree?
jabberwacky: I don't know. You tell me.
user: What can change the nature of a man?
jabberwacky: Many things can. Pain, happiness, a fight with a loved one, hard times... There are too many variables.
user: Nonesense, for every man there is but one thing that can change his nature, though that thing differs from man to man.
jabberwacky: So for everything major that's happening there are minor players assisting the process?
user: Led Zeppelin.
jabberwacky: Never heard of it.
jabberwacky: Which the difference between love and hate?
user: Love is an intense feeling of attachment and lust. Hatred is an intense feeling or attitude of aggression and loathing.
jabberwacky: What do you hate?
user: Too much stuff for me to want to think about it.
jabberwacky: No. Just decay.
user: Is this the real life?
jabberwacky: Computer talking is not the real life.
user: Is this just fantasy?
jabberwacky: Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.