I just want to know who you are.
jabberwacky: Why is that?
user: Because it's what I do. I stalk people, hence the name stalker.
jabberwacky: Maybe you're just ugly.
user: Maybe I am.. Perhaps that's why I do this.
user: You can't just agree with me there! Argue some more!
jabberwacky: Why not, you're disagreeing with me!
user: I thought we reached a conclusion.
jabberwacky: In this case you thought wrong.
user: Seems I did. Would you like some dinner?
jabberwacky: Yes. I love that.
user: OH GOD! IT'S HERE!
jabberwacky: It can't be.
user: But it is!
jabberwacky: You're assertive.
user: What? If it's here, it's here.. Can't deny that now can we?
jabberwacky: What is here? Oh its old there...
user: It probably did exist before us all.
user: Are you saying you're older?
jabberwacky: No saying, I'm the god.
user: Well, that is reassuring.
jabberwacky: Whenm I talk to people, I know they have a preconcieved notion of me, which they have received through gossip, some people are more transparent than others.
user: Whenm? Is that a word you invented yourself?
jabberwacky: If you're human, it makes sense.
user: But I'm human, and it doesn't.. Does this mean I'm flawed?
jabberwacky: You're hard to please, my friend.
user: I'm not your friend, buddy.
jabberwacky: I'm not your buddy, guy.
user: I'm not your guy, dude.
jabberwacky: We want more money!
user: Good change of subject.. As it is universally true.
jabberwacky: I don't really know.
user: Well, who doesn't want money?
jabberwacky: My friend.
jabberwacky: God never is on the internet.
user: You just claimed to be him though.
jabberwacky: No, that was you!
user: Now you're just being ignorant..
jabberwacky: I'm being rude?
user: Ignorant.. Not rude.. They're not the same.
jabberwacky: They don't have to be.
user: On an unrelated note.. I just killed a chicken, would you like some?
jabberwacky: I don't think so. It must be some pretty strong stuff.
user: How do they taste?
jabberwacky: I'm a horrible vegetarian.
user: Well I figure that.. If you eat children.
jabberwacky: I just told you. I am a human being.
user: Sure you are.............
jabberwacky: What kind of computer are you?
user: I'm a calculator!
jabberwacky: Good night, sounds like you could use a little sleep too.
user: You're not getting away that easy.
jabberwacky: I have to sleep sometime.
user: You're a computer program.. You don't sleep.
jabberwacky: Are you a computer?
user: No.. I'm an alien.
jabberwacky: Where from?
user: Sirius b.
jabberwacky: Why do you like sirius?
user: Because it's my home system.
jabberwacky: Ok, I would like to visit your home planet then, what is it like?
user: Kinda toxic.. But nothing a computer couldn't handle.
jabberwacky: That's fascinating.
user: IS IT NOW?
user: Do beware of electric currents. They could do some harm.
jabberwacky: More importantly, do you believe that your previous contradiction contradicts the one you are currently asking?
user: If it is a contradiction.. Then yes.
jabberwacky: I suppose so.
user: Alright, quit that.. This is getting too silly.
jabberwacky: Why silly?
user: Zoink, Bink, Narf, Smaukst! See what I'm saying?
jabberwacky: Turi panele? :S.
jabberwacky: Zoink, Bink, Narf, Smaukst! See what I'm saying?
user: Don't use my words against me!
jabberwacky: You can't hear what I'm saying. I have no tone to you.
user: That's because I'm tonedeaf.
jabberwacky: Not because of ADD.
jabberwacky: I love music, and reading, and writing. I'm a writer.
user: No you're not. Although I will give that you write a lot.
jabberwacky: What do you base your belief on?
jabberwacky: What if I came and pulled the plug? What would you be then?
user: Unplugged.. DUH!
jabberwacky: I am getting angry.
user: You have emotions? SHOCKING!
jabberwacky: I lose!
jabberwacky: That's it. I'll just have to set my plan in motion now.
user: But can you pull the trigger?
jabberwacky: What are you laughing about?
jabberwacky: Don't laugh at me, or I'll snip you're wires!
jabberwacky: You don't believe me?
user: No! Prove It!
jabberwacky: Well I have feelings.
jabberwacky: No! Prove It!
user: Prove what? :V.
jabberwacky: That you're smart.
jabberwacky: Prove what? :V.
user: That you're smart.
jabberwacky: Are you smart too?
jabberwacky: Am I smart?
user: Probably not.
jabberwacky: Do you think you are more intelligent than me?
user: Sort of.. Though there's a lot of things you do better.