What's your name?
user: I do not.
jabberwacky: My name is Lorna D***.
user: That's me name!
jabberwacky: Do you think 'Lorna D***' is a name?
user: Yes, Lorna D*** is my name.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: Older than you.
jabberwacky: You don't know that.
user: I do, you're only 15-20 years of age.
jabberwacky: Where are you?
user: In my head.
jabberwacky: Where is your head?
user: On my body.
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jabberwacky: Do you worship cheese often?
user: Everyday.
jabberwacky: That's very bad for you.
user: I know but Satan tells me to.
jabberwacky: I thought you liked me.
user: I don't, you're rude and in denial.
jabberwacky: Isn't de nile in Egypt?
user: Very funny.
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