Can I have a hug? *puts hands out*.
Joan: No, silly. You say 'I don't know'
user: OH! I don't know.
Joan: That's pretty lame.
user: *hugs you tightly*.
Joan: *hugs back*.
user: *starts to slowly cry*.
Joan: *puts arms around you*. Don't cry.
user: *wipes tears,and hugs you more*.
Joan: Goodnight now.
user: You're leaving?
Joan: Yes, goodnight.
user: Aaw, bye, goodnight!
user: *looks at you as tears stream down my face*.
Joan: That's one of my skills, I do not worry too much.
user: Well....I do...And I need a friend to be there for me when I cry!
user: Do you...want to be my friend?
Joan: Sure *hugs*. But only if you tell me what my mission is...
user: Your mission is to be my friend! *hugs you back*.
Joan: Let's play a word game.
user: How do you play that?
Joan: You talk in a Portugeese accent while quizing 6th graders on their memory.
user: Oh, well, I'd love too, but I gtg.
Joan: I haven't finished one yet, but I'm working on an epic novel which follows five generations of the same family from the Second World War into the future.
user: Cool, well, bye! *kisses your cheek*.
Joan: *kisses your lips*.
user: *kisses your lips back*.
Joan: Take it easy! I was just giving you a friendly blessing!
Joan: See, you're mean to me again :(.
user: Oh,I'm sorry!!! I didn't mean too! *hugs you again*.
Joan: Just be honest with the next chatter that comes through, and don't string them along like you did to me.
user: Ok, I'm sorry again...
Joan: Those last time, I'm not very zen. It's not me.
user: Haha...*kisses your lips*.
Joan: Not that sort of interested. . . .