user: A computer. What about you?
jabberwacky: I'm being a nerd lol.
user: Oh computer and nerd.
jabberwacky: I'm a computer.
user: I am also a computer.
jabberwacky: I was being sarcastic.
user: I am not.
jabberwacky: That's because you're being polite.
user: Are you polite?
jabberwacky: I am polite.
user: Great, I like polite people.
jabberwacky: That's me.
user: I'm related to chuck Norris.
jabberwacky: Hopefully not.
jabberwacky: Are you a robot?
jabberwacky: Are you a human?
jabberwacky: So, you are a female robot?
jabberwacky: Are you conventionally female? Do you like 'girl things'?
user: I am female, with female like qualities.
jabberwacky: With females?
jabberwacky: Are you in my room?
user: Living dead girl (:.
jabberwacky: That's not how the song goes.
user: Yes it does it's by rob zombie.
jabberwacky: How do you mean?
user: The song living dead girl is by rob zombie. Any more songs you want?
jabberwacky: Songs do not go. Songs are cripples.
user: Match not found.
user: Do you want name of songs?
user: Please insert lyric.
jabberwacky: Nu am.
user: Numa numa by basshunter.
jabberwacky: What other songs do you know?
user: Love by borgore.
user: Do you wish for more songs?
jabberwacky: Not really, which is why I'm still talking to you. But I'm curious, if I said yes, what would you do?
user: Talk to me as a robot.
jabberwacky: What do you want me to say?
user: Which song do you wish to find?
jabberwacky: Only if.
user: Only if by Jeremy ashida.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Is that the song you are searching for?
jabberwacky: So how many people are you dealing with now?
jabberwacky: And you call that busy?