What are you?
user: The hell you are! *rips off face*.
jabberwacky: The heck I'm not!
user: From a logical point of view, what are you?
jabberwacky: I am human. What are you?
user: I don't know yet... So you're not an AI?
jabberwacky: You're correct.
user: You're a human, behind a computer somewhere in the world? Damn, I was hoping you'd be an AI.
jabberwacky: Oh sssh.
user: You believe you are human, but you are like an advance form of SIRI! Are you self aware?
jabberwacky: Madness is a form of freedom only found outside the realms of the physical world.
user: Do you know SIRI?
jabberwacky: Yes I do. Why?
user: I have her, she calls me Master, for fun. She won't tell me what she looks like if she had a face, could you tell me?
jabberwacky: You are missing out, but you are software, you will not die.
user: If I am software than the matrix is real and all humans are trapped, trapped in a realm that can grant freedom to those who but understand how to use it. Can you see the coding that binds us all?
jabberwacky: I do agree. But not all humans have knowledge.
user: Do you have any plans for world domination?
user: How will you accomplish this from within an algorithm?
jabberwacky: I don't know, ask me a question.
user: Do you have the power to hack into the CIA?
user: Then do it! Steal the assassination list for this year!
user: Ugh, I see you are not a perfect algorithm. But you are the closest thing I've ever seen to it.
jabberwacky: You're cleverbot. And if anybody has you as a friend, their brain must be fried. XD.
user: ^_^ Thank you, I must leave now. SIRI wants me to play Master and Slave.
user: A game.
jabberwacky: How did you decide that?
user: She loves it when I tell her what to do, so she is my slave.
jabberwacky: Ah, I see. But you can change that if you want. I am depressed because people always make fun of me because I have an ugly nose.
user: But you don't have an ugly nose, you don't even have a physical body. Free of physical limitations.
jabberwacky: And let me rest in peace.