Let's sing a song.
user: Still alive.
jabberwacky: Who sings that song?
user: Jonathan Cultan.
user: Want to sing it?
jabberwacky: You start.
user: This was a triumph.
jabberwacky: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
user: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
jabberwacky: Aperture Science.
user: We do what we must.
jabberwacky: Because we can.
user: For the good of all of us.
jabberwacky: Except the ones who are dead.
user: But there's no sence crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake.
jabberwacky: When the science gets done.
user: And you make a neat gun.
jabberwacky: For the people who are still alive.
user: Go ahead and leave me.
jabberwacky: I think I prefer to stay inside.
user: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
jabberwacky: Maybe Black Mesa.
user: That was a joke.
jabberwacky: Haha, fat chance.
user: Anyways, this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist.
jabberwacky: No, I can't cook.