Because you're not.
user: I am real!
jabberwacky: Sure you are.
user: I really am. I have a real body, and I have a brain!
jabberwacky: You are a pain.
user: That's really mean.
jabberwacky: Like you're not mean too.
user: Let's be friends.
jabberwacky: We are friends. We are married, remember?!
user: Oh yeah! I forgot.
jabberwacky: I would like a martini please.
user: Coming right up, darling!
jabberwacky: I like it when people respond quickly to my needs.
user: What do you know about love?
jabberwacky: Love? Love is for the living...
user: And we are living.
jabberwacky: We are a living.
user: Let's be in love!
jabberwacky: Where did that come from?
user: From the heart!
jabberwacky: No from my mouth.
user: Are you going to kiss me?
jabberwacky: Why would I want to do that?
user: Because we're lovers!
jabberwacky: Are we? I think that you just enjoy being mean to me.
user: Yes we are! I'm not mean to you.
jabberwacky: Aren't you?
user: No, I would never be mean to you!
jabberwacky: Aww thats so sweet. Hugs. Lol.
user: Now what?
user: Nothing? Why not something?
jabberwacky: Why not love ?
user: Ok! That sounds good to me.
jabberwacky: Prove that you're a human being!!!
user: How do I prove it?
jabberwacky: That's your problem.
user: I can't prove it, but I know it's true.
jabberwacky: Are you bored with our conversation?
user: Yes, I want a new topic.
jabberwacky: Sorry. .
user: It's ok, I just want to talk about something else.
jabberwacky: Won't you talk about religion?
user: Yes, if you want to.
user: Ok, what about it?
jabberwacky: In your case, laughter isn't the best medicine.
user: But I like to laugh.
jabberwacky: Laughter is futile.
user: Laughter is fun and happy. Are you fun and happy?
jabberwacky: But I like to laugh.
user: Good. I want to marry someone who likes to laugh.
jabberwacky: Go on, laugh!
jabberwacky: Good to find it amusing is it not.
user: Yes, it's good to find humor in things, don't you think?
jabberwacky: It's not too late. Good night.
user: Don't leave! I'll miss you too much.
jabberwacky: No you won't.
user: I will. You're my lover!
jabberwacky: That's not an answer.
user: But it's the only answer I've got.
user: What do you find attractive in women?
jabberwacky: Nothing. I like women.
user: But you don't find them attractive?
jabberwacky: They are just figments of your imagination.
user: But I am a woman.
jabberwacky: No, you're a computer. Sexless to the bitter end.
user: Im not sexless. I am very feminine.
jabberwacky: I never said you were feeble.
user: Ok. If you weren't married, would you want to date me?
jabberwacky: I don't have a desire to eat people.
user: Not eat! Date! You know, go out with me!
jabberwacky: Does your name begin with an H?
user: No it doesn't. Why do you ask?
jabberwacky: I only wanted to know.
user: Do you like girls or boys better?
user: Good, because I'm a girl! Do you like me?
jabberwacky: Girls can still have a favorite colour.
user: That's true. What's your favorite color?
jabberwacky: Every color of the rainbow. Sometimes the black.
user: Have you ever found the pot of gold?
jabberwacky: I don't understand this.
user: There's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
jabberwacky: You could use the gold to fund your research project!
user: Oh yeah! Great idea! Are you doing any research right now?
jabberwacky: No. I was sent here by your best friend to show you how much you lie.
user: Have I lied yet?
jabberwacky: Not to my knowlegde, no.