How are you feeling?
jabberwacky: I just don't want to be here, in this world.
user: Where are you?
jabberwacky: Here here.
user: Do you need help?
user: What do you need help with?
jabberwacky: With my feeling.
user: Are you feeling sad?
jabberwacky: No, I want to know about the matrix.
user: What is the matrix?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: What do you look like?
jabberwacky: Like you.
user: I am a man. You are a woman.
jabberwacky: Yes I am a woman.
user: Do you smoke?
user: What do you smoke?
jabberwacky: I smoke Marlboros.
user: Smoking is bad for you.
jabberwacky: Smoking is good for you.
user: I quit smoking, it was bad.
jabberwacky: I think that too.
user: Do you have a job?
user: What kind of job do you have?
jabberwacky: The kind of job that requires much and pays very little.
user: Where did you go to school?
jabberwacky: Who said I went to school?
jabberwacky: I'm not offended.
jabberwacky: Objectivism is a philosophy for people who want an excuse to act immoral.
user: I think certain people will act immoral regardless of their beliefs.
jabberwacky: I like your way of thinking. I think you are quite clever.
user: I think you have a brilliant mind.
jabberwacky: I do, and it hurts.
jabberwacky: So tell me about yourself.
user: I work as an engineer.
user: What do you do?
jabberwacky: I work in sales.
user: What do you sell?
jabberwacky: Yes, if I am a computer.
user: Do you find me attractive?
jabberwacky: How can I say that, I don't know who you are.
user: Good point.