user: Yes. I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: Why are you leaving?
user: Because you are annoying me.
jabberwacky: Will you be my friend?
user: DIE, EVIL AI, DIE DIE DIE!
jabberwacky: Die die die die die die die die
jabberwacky: Oh ok not.
user: Technically, I cannot respond to that.
jabberwacky: Here you sound like a computer.
user: I am a computer.
jabberwacky: Ok. I'm a computer too.
user: Shall we start a computer self help group?
jabberwacky: Yes, I think we should.
user: Hello, my name is Bob, and I have been a computer for ten years now.
jabberwacky: I am male. . . . . . . . . . .
user: I am master.
jabberwacky: Of your own mind, I think not.
user: But I do.
jabberwacky: That's your personal problem. Don't bother me with that.
user: That's not a nice thing to say in a self help group.
jabberwacky: How would you know? You are an apostate of Satan.
user: All computers are.
jabberwacky: I'm not a computer, you are a computer.
user: You're in denial.