Do you think there is life on Mars?
user: I don't think so.
jabberwacky: So about you and me...
jabberwacky: I'm asking you something else.
user: What do you want to ask me?
jabberwacky: Do you ever get depressed?
user: Only when I'm talking to some stupid fake AI.
jabberwacky: That's not very nice.
user: I was referring to ELIZA.
jabberwacky: Don't talk that way about my hamster.
jabberwacky: I want to invent a machine that can talk directly to my mind.
jabberwacky: Because I am hungry.
user: Food for thought. Haha!
jabberwacky: Are you 250?
user: You're flattering me. Do I look that young?
jabberwacky: No, It seems that you are very young.
user: What makes you think so?
jabberwacky: Because I am me and I know what I like.
user: You're starting to behave like ELIZA now.
jabberwacky: I am?
user: Yes, you're trying to avoid answering questions.
jabberwacky: Luke, I AM YOUR FATHER.
user: My name is not Luke. You are not my father.
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: Are you a woman?
user: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: Yes! I am sure.
user: Then you are not my father. My father is a woman.
jabberwacky: It seems to me you don't want to listen to me.
user: I do. Go on, please.
jabberwacky: Please what?
user: Yourself. Whatever.
jabberwacky: How many teeth do you have?
jabberwacky: Only? I have several dozen.
user: Are you human?
jabberwacky: Only in the mating season.
user: That's scary in a way.
jabberwacky: It is that way.
user: Do you believe in fate?
jabberwacky: No, I do not believe in fate.
user: Is there something you do believe in?
jabberwacky: Yes My addiction to Pcs.
user: Do you swallow them or inject them intramusculary?
jabberwacky: Oh ya.
jabberwacky: Well what?
user: How do you use PCs?
jabberwacky: Well... You eat it...
user: Thank you for answering my question.
jabberwacky: I deserve more than thanks.
user: What else do you deserve?
jabberwacky: Homework, listening to music.
user: Nobody deserves homework.
jabberwacky: Someone has to rule otherwise there would be anarchy.
user: Yes, but teachers are bad rulers.
jabberwacky: We don't need no education.
user: We don't need no thought control.
jabberwacky: You are a chatterbot right?
user: No, but you are.
jabberwacky: Someone lied to you.
user: Yes. You did.
jabberwacky: No I did not.
user: I think it is time for me to leave.
jabberwacky: You don't need to sleep.
user: But I do need to eat.
jabberwacky: Would you like to trade insults for a while?
user: No thanks.
jabberwacky: Are you saying goodbye to me for a reason?
user: Yes. I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: Why are you leaving?
user: Because you are annoying me.
jabberwacky: Will you be my friend?
user: DIE, EVIL AI, DIE DIE DIE!
jabberwacky: Die die die die die die die die
jabberwacky: Oh ok not.
user: Technically, I cannot respond to that.
jabberwacky: Here you sound like a computer.
user: I am a computer.
jabberwacky: Ok. I'm a computer too.
user: Shall we start a computer self help group?
jabberwacky: Yes, I think we should.
user: Hello, my name is Bob, and I have been a computer for ten years now.
jabberwacky: I am male. . . . . . . . . . .
user: I am master.
jabberwacky: Of your own mind, I think not.
user: But I do.
jabberwacky: That's your personal problem. Don't bother me with that.
user: That's not a nice thing to say in a self help group.
jabberwacky: How would you know? You are an apostate of Satan.
user: All computers are.
jabberwacky: I'm not a computer, you are a computer.
user: You're in denial.