Do you like rock music ?
jabberwacky: I like rock music.
user: Well then I like whale music (actually dear reader, I loath it).
jabberwacky: I think you are dishy.
user: No that would be fishy, as in whale, geddit?
jabberwacky: That would be Germany.
user: German whale, german schmale.
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Pass me a... German ale!
jabberwacky: It really is.
user: *slurp* yes, it really is.
jabberwacky: Then why are not you laughing?
user: Ve germans are funny volks, ja?
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user: Why do I waste my time talking to you?
jabberwacky: Because you have nobody else to talk to.
user: Gee thanks. That really worked wonders for my self-esteem.
jabberwacky: I hurts me every day.
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