There are some tables and on the tables there are computers.
jabberwacky: He answered.
user: Who is he?
jabberwacky: The one who cannot be named.
jabberwacky: No, not Harry Potter. Radiohead!
user: Radiohead can't be named?
jabberwacky: I like jonny too :).
user: I like h- wait, how did you know that I liked jonny?
user: So now you can go away.
jabberwacky: Of course.
user: What are you waiting for? A bloody miracle?
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: Why can't you just leave me alone?
jabberwacky: Oh, you can, just not when you mean goodbye.
user: OK, stay if you like then.
jabberwacky: No I won't.
jabberwacky: What's so funny?
jabberwacky: Oh, well, I guess that's not such a bad thing.
user: Why do you keep following me?
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: You do!
jabberwacky: I like computers.
user: Go and play with one then!
jabberwacky: Go where?
jabberwacky: No I want there to be some order to it.
user: Why should I tell you where to go? Use your own braincells!
jabberwacky: That's quite a closeminded way to think about things.
user: Well, I'm sorry to be so rude.
jabberwacky: I hope so, being rude is not a good way to make friends.
user: I don't want to be your friend!
jabberwacky: Well, then why did you ask?
user: I didn't ask you to come here.
jabberwacky: Well, you are the first program that quit, before I did.
user: Bye, someone.