The chair is the answer to the joke I just told you.
jabberwacky: The joke you were going to tell me.
user: You just said YOU told ME a joke.
jabberwacky: Not me. I can't play god.
user: Damn right you ain't god! You'd be luck to be a toaster one day!
jabberwacky: I think I'm lost now.
user: That's ok, I'll bring you back to the forest.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Don't mention it. So, where are you from?
jabberwacky: Earth.
user: No kidding! Me TOO! What part?!
jabberwacky: I live in Cambridgeshire.
user: Get out of town! Me TOO! What street?!
jabberwacky: Lotus.
user: You can't be serious! Me TOO!
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