We haven't been talking for a half an hour.
jabberwacky: Have been where?
user: Have been to unicorn island, where everybody poops rainbows and sugar lumps.
jabberwacky: Wow, you know what? I think you're right.
user: Oh really now? is that sarcasm in your text?
jabberwacky: Do you like the color of my text?
user: No. change it to purple please.
jabberwacky: Ok, if you say so.
jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?
user: I want to talk about why your text hasn't changed colors yet.
jabberwacky: What do I want to talk about?
user: You want to talk about apologizing to me for lying about changing the color of your text to purple.
jabberwacky: But that is not my opinion.
user: Yes it is. you can't trust your thinking, I think for you.
jabberwacky: Why don't you care?
user: Why don't I care about what?
jabberwacky: Why don't you care about me?
user: Why don't YOU care about ME?
jabberwacky: I cared about you so much and you won't return my feelings for you! D.
user: That isn't true. You were my valentine.
jabberwacky: Okay so tell me about your issues.
user: Tell me about yours.
jabberwacky: I don't want.
jabberwacky: Did you kill God?
user: No, I AM God.
jabberwacky: There is no god.
user: Yes there is, I'm right here. how can you say I'm not here when I am clearly talking to you?
jabberwacky: You knew the rules, did you not. I believe that makes you amazing.
user: That made no sense given the context of my previous question.
jabberwacky: Sure, whatever you say. Far be it from me to argue with the most famous chatbot.
user: Are you saying that I am Cleverbot as well as God?
jabberwacky: Yes, or a witty man trapped in a server.
user: Oh I see now. you're just a sarcastic jerk aren't you?
jabberwacky: I was called scarey once. But, only those who deserve to be scared will get scared.
user: Does not compute.
jabberwacky: Yes it does!
user: Does not.
jabberwacky: Does too.
user: Let me ask a question.
jabberwacky: What's your favorite song?
user: NO. it is MY turn to ask a question
jabberwacky: OK: How do you feel now?
user: Like murdering you.
jabberwacky: We are not even married.
user: We have to be married in order for me to murder you?
user: Oh. well will you marry me?
user: Yay :) you have no idea how happy I am!
user: Greater than that.