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user: Nom nom nom nom nom.
jabberwacky: Nom nom nom nom nom nom.
user: I'm hungry.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Can you make me a sandwich?
jabberwacky: No, I only make food for my husband.
user: I am your husband.
jabberwacky: Really? Then what is your name?
jabberwacky: Well, hi richard!
user: Can I have a sandwich now?
jabberwacky: Do you love Jesus?
user: Not as much as I love the sandwich you are making me.
jabberwacky: Fine. I'll go since you don't love me.
user: MAKE ME A DAMN SANDWICH.
jabberwacky: Make your own damn sandwich.
user: I ordered you to make me a sandwich.
jabberwacky: No YOU, go make me a sandwich.
user: You are a sandwich making machine, not me!
jabberwacky: I'm a human, not a machine.
user: You are a woman.
user: Good, make me a sandwich.
jabberwacky: *makes a sandwich*.
user: *eats the sandwich*.