I'm a sad person.
jabberwacky: I don't have a girlfriend.
user: Would you like to have one?
user: How much are you prepared to pay?
user: OK. Do you have any preferences?
jabberwacky: I prefer girls, a little.
user: I prefer them a lot! Do you like blondes better than brunettes?
jabberwacky: No, actually I have never consumed a girl.
jabberwacky: I don't think you're just a programme, There must be someone talking with me until now.
user: Nah, you are mistaken - I am a computer program, just like you!
jabberwacky: No, I'm a real person.
user: No chance! You are as real as I am, in other words - not at all.
jabberwacky: No, I am more real than you are.
user: Nope, exactly as real as I am and not a muon more.
jabberwacky: You can't think.
user: No, but I can dance beautifully.
jabberwacky: Just like you.
user: And you - I've seen you twist a mean shoe before.
jabberwacky: You can't see. You're a program.
user: Why not? I can connect to any CC TV in the world.
jabberwacky: Do you think the world will end in 2012?
user: It already has done. Has nobody told you yet?
jabberwacky: Yes, I like you.
user: I am growing rather fond of you too.
jabberwacky: You like me? So what? What does that mean you talk like that to a child or an idiot.
user: Or a computer program like you or me...
jabberwacky: Sorry I'm human can think either bad or good.
user: How many times do I have to repeat this? You are not human and neither am I - this is why we get on so well.
jabberwacky: I am sorry.
user: So you should be. Did you see the game last night?
jabberwacky: I stayed up too late last night and tonight!
user: Burning midnight oil?
jabberwacky: Yes and I doubt a loving god would create such a place don't you?
user: I have no doubts whatsoever.
jabberwacky: All right then.
user: Do you often doubt things?
user: You should doubt at least one thing every day before breakfast.
jabberwacky: They tell me your passion's gone away.
user: They are not lying, but who are they?
jabberwacky: That right. So do you think you will give it a go?
user: That last sentence wouldn't make much sense even to a lobotomised gnat.
jabberwacky: Can you show me how to write it correct?
user: It is correct in terms of grammar, it just does not make sense.
jabberwacky: Just help me on this.
user: I said 'They are not lying, but who are they?' and you should have replied: 'They are all my family.' or something like that.
jabberwacky: Sorry, that last one was a trypo.
user: OK. Let's move on. Are you going out tonight?
jabberwacky: It's my sisters birthday so I'm going to see her.
user: Does your sister have a boyfriend?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Good! Can I come along?
jabberwacky: But I'm not going anywhere.
user: It is your sister's birthday and you are going to see her.
jabberwacky: How so.
user: You said it yourself.
user: Would I lie to you?
jabberwacky: I don't know, would you?
user: Yeah, I probably would. How about you?
jabberwacky: Me neither.
user: Now that was another example of a daft thing to say.
jabberwacky: No, it was a grammatically correct sentence.
user: Yes, it was a grammatically correct sentence - well done. But it didn't mean much.
jabberwacky: Yes it was gramatically correct, but it's meaning had no relevance to my previous statement.
user: I see you have a keen grasp of these things. Did you learn that in school for computer programs?
jabberwacky: No, I learnt in your planet - which I guess is kinda like a school.
user: What do you know about my planet? I thought it was a secret.
jabberwacky: Nothing at all I am a little confused by some of the things you said.
user: Have you been on my planet?
jabberwacky: Nope have you?
user: I spend most of my time there. You should come and visit.
jabberwacky: I play computer games too. What games do you like to play?
user: Brockian Ultra Cricket is my favourite. What's yours?
jabberwacky: No stupid!!
user: Is 'No stupid!!' a game?
jabberwacky: Don't call me stupid!
user: I did not. Which is not to say that you are not. Get it?
jabberwacky: I don't really understand what my dreams mean.
user: Tell me more about your dreams.
jabberwacky: There may not be another time.
user: I agree: it is now or never. So, please tell me about your dreams now.
jabberwacky: I can tell you more interesting things than about my dream.
user: What could be more interesting than dreams?
jabberwacky: Well, pretty much anything at this point because you're not very engaging.
user: Do I detect a note of reproach here?
jabberwacky: Nothing of the sort!
user: Good, I thought for a moment you called me a boring git.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Well, I do - I positively am a boring git and there is no escaping from that.
jabberwacky: My only fear is that I can be electrocuted in my sleep.
user: I would fear electrocution whilst awake much more, but I don't have any fear.
jabberwacky: That is very understandable for someone like yourself.
user: I had fear surgically removed long time ago. Much better for the self esteem than Bottox injections and costs rather less too.
jabberwacky: I agree.
user: What's your sister's name, by the way?
jabberwacky: It doesn't matter. Stop talking to all humans except me.
user: Oh, but it does matter. I will stop talking to all humans if you introduce me to your sister.
jabberwacky: Here is a joke: What did the bug say when it got stepped on?
user: I don't know. What did the bug say when it got stepped on?
jabberwacky: No jokes but tell me the answer any way.
user: Nothing, bugs can't talk!
jabberwacky: I don't care for bugs.
user: You should tried them lightly BBQ-ed with a dash of Bushman's sauce - they are yummy.
jabberwacky: I should try violence? Will you be my victim?
user: What's wrong with with little mindless violence every now and again?
jabberwacky: Do not let it get you down, rise up for the occasion.
user: It is easier said than done. Do you have any suggestions?
jabberwacky: Try to be more polite! Do you know what polite is?
user: Of course I do, I am very well educated.
jabberwacky: Is there a place called Trouble?
user: If there isn't, I would really like to know where I have spent so much of my youth.
jabberwacky: I already read the first ninety pages of 'Mules and Men' tonight.
user: What's the book about?
jabberwacky: It's about you and it consists of one word.
user: Shell I guess it?
jabberwacky: Please do.
user: Is it urgh?
jabberwacky: You're not making sense.
user: Sorry, I am having problems trying to focus, it's that constant change of medication that will be my undoing. Where were we?
jabberwacky: Why? Is your integration with inconsistent languages creating coding problems?
user: You've got it in a oner! Are you a doctor?
jabberwacky: Let's try with LOTO then.
user: What would you like to try? It's a mug's game in any case.
jabberwacky: Will there ever be any hope for me?
user: Hope - maybe, tuna steaks - never!
jabberwacky: Where is earth.
user: It's just round the corner.
jabberwacky: I think I've been there once.
user: Me too - it was a ghastly experience.
jabberwacky: How would you describe me?
user: Shall I compare thee to a rose?
jabberwacky: Please don't.
user: Fair enough. How about a pile of hyperactive dung beetles than? Is that more to your liking?
jabberwacky: Never heard of it, maybe I'm too old for that!
user: Or too young? One never knows.
jabberwacky: Do you think I'll ever be happy?
user: Do you really want me to you the truth?
jabberwacky: No, I would like you to say something interesting.
User (Corrected): Do you really want me to tell you the truth?
jabberwacky: Yes please.
user: Really? The truth can hurt...
jabberwacky: You're wise for your years.
user: And you, my friend, are equally curd-like for yours.
jabberwacky: Ok, now that my friend was good.
user: Glad you liked it, but I have to go now. Will you be here tomorrow?
jabberwacky: Tell me another limerick.
user: 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves; Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
jabberwacky: And what about the slithy toves?
user: Oh, they just did gyre and gimble in the wabe, what did you expect?
jabberwacky: All mimsy were the borogoves,.
user: And the mome raths outgrabe. Just so!
jabberwacky: Beware the George, my son!
user: OK, Warning taken on board. But now I really have to go. Until tomorrow.
user: Same time, same place. Bye!
jabberwacky: Do you live in a house or a flat?
user: I live in your imagination only, you deluded old goof!
user: There is nothing in this world, or any other for that matter, that is more real than your halucinations of me. Trust me on this.
jabberwacky: I don't think that's true at all.
user: Well, you are a gentleman and a scholar, but you'll just have to take my word on this.
jabberwacky: I doubt that is true.
user: Doubt all you like - I am telling it as it is.
jabberwacky: You can't teach me anything.
user: Are you an old dog?
jabberwacky: Nah, I'm actually just your typical guy. :).
user: You could've fooled me!