You are underground?
jabberwacky: Is there abovegrowth, too?
user: Yes, those are the 'blueberries' recently discovered by the Mars Rover.
jabberwacky: Can I swim in them?
user: You may do as you please after your bagpipe lesson.
jabberwacky: You have no advice.
user: I try to keep an open mind.
jabberwacky: What is the most valuable thing you have learnt?
user: Never to trust a rover.
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jabberwacky: So agree that I am human?
user: Oh, sure -- YOU are.
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: I'm going to lunch. See you!
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