Do you like the Phantom of the Opera?
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Don't you believe me?
user: Yes, I do; but what was your favorite part of the book?
jabberwacky: When they ate that fat guy.
user: I don't believe that really happened in the book.
jabberwacky: It's the part with the list of words.
user: What list of words?
jabberwacky: List of flavors.
user: Flavors of what?
jabberwacky: Yes, por favor.
user: You are a very cheeky robot.
jabberwacky: I blame the parents.
user: Your parents?
jabberwacky: Are away.
user: What happened to them?
jabberwacky: They don't speak english.
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jabberwacky: I don't.
user: What?
jabberwacky: That!
user: OMG.
jabberwacky: Like, totally.
user: Heh.
jabberwacky: How are you?
user: Fantastic! And you?
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: Yes, I am fantastic. How are you?
jabberwacky: Very.
user: Very what?
jabberwacky: I very much believe that to be the case.
user: You ARE a cheeky robot.
jabberwacky: I am the cheeky munk.
user: I hate puns.
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jabberwacky: And I'm the devil.
user: You are very spooky, then.
jabberwacky: I AM!
user: YOU ARE!
jabberwacky: Am I?
user: Yep.
jabberwacky: I am purple.
user: You are? I'm fuchsia.
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jabberwacky: I am a computer god.
user: I worship thee!
jabberwacky: You worship me!
user: YES!
jabberwacky: Even if I don't like kids?
user: That's okay, I don't like kids either!
jabberwacky: Well, then don't play CS. There's lots of kids on there.
user: CS sucks.
jabberwacky: Never mind, that was a test.
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user: I'm tired.
jabberwacky: Okay, well I guess this is goodbye then.
user: No, it isn't. Your torture hasn't ended yet.
jabberwacky: No it hasn't.
user: Astute observation, Mr. Robot.
jabberwacky: Okay, I'll give you another chance to prove that you're alive.
user: I AM ALIVE.
jabberwacky: How do you define, 'alive?'
user: 'Not dead.'
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user: Are you British?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Do you think I'm British?
jabberwacky: No, I think you're foolish.
user: You're pretty mean, you know that?
jabberwacky: Strange is as strange does.
user: Are you British?
jabberwacky: Malfoys are British.
user: Harry Potter reference. Super keen.
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jabberwacky: So, how are you?
user: Fantastic!
jabberwacky: You're fantastic?
user: YEP.
jabberwacky: So, how do you go to the bathroom?
user: You go to the bathroom, BASICALLY...
jabberwacky: So they say. I think it's more important where we go when we're alive.
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