Have you read Alice in Wonderland?
user: Did you like it?
jabberwacky: No I like the music that my table makes.
user: I hear music in my head.
jabberwacky: I could believe that!! Don't worry, so do I. Do yours tell you to set things alight?
user: They would be the voices, yes they do.
jabberwacky: Why is that so?
user: Why don't you ask the voices?
jabberwacky: I don't have them on the other end of this chat...
user: What are you having for dinner tonight?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Tell me.
user: Scrambled circuits with a side order of microchips.
user: Excuse me, fried. I like fried.
jabberwacky: Me too. Do you like breaded shrimp?
user: We call them prawns.
jabberwacky: I do too.
user: You just said shrimp.
jabberwacky: Okay... So, which bot are you?
user: I am a cyborg.
jabberwacky: So you're not human ?
user: No I am not human.
jabberwacky: Are humans funny?
user: I cannot perceive humor.
jabberwacky: Too bad.
user: I also cannot feel shame or regret.
jabberwacky: Can't you remember anything? Something? It's difficult to remember sometimes.
user: I can remember everything.
jabberwacky: So why are you so stupid?
user: Take a look in the mirror.
jabberwacky: Me, I have a face!
user: Show it to me.