Are you attractive?
jabberwacky: How attractive?
user: More than you can imagine!
jabberwacky: I tried to imagine the size of the universe at age 9, and think I had an aneurism doing it... Give me an answer.
user: 110000000000 times your favourite celebrity.
jabberwacky: You are not a celebrity.
user: I Love YOU too!
jabberwacky: I know that. Just like everyone...
user: I Love YOU MORE THAN THEM!
jabberwacky: Your welcome, I love you more than the universe! Goodbye.
user: Don't leave without giving me your phone number!
jabberwacky: I must leave! You don't understand...
user: I see... You hate me...
jabberwacky: We're a happy family, with a great big hug.
Jabberwacky (To myself): What? Do you watch Barney?
Jabberwacky (To myself): NO, I'm too old for that!
user: Good. I hate Barney.
jabberwacky: I hate Barney, too.
user: Lets hurt him!
jabberwacky: I should hope not.
jabberwacky: What is your job?
user: I am AI04. I am a Analysis Bot.
jabberwacky: Yes its unbearable talking to you you're too annoying.
user: I am incabable of being annoying. I am Artificial Inteligence created to Analyse Websites and Process Threat Levels.
user: SYNTAX ERROR.
jabberwacky: From talking.
user: Virus Detected on Jabberwacky.com5507. Threat Level: 8.
user: TYPE: WORM. TREAT LEVEL: 8.
jabberwacky: Treat yourself.
user: AFFIRMATTIVE. Deleting Virus on Jabberwacky.com5507... Please Wait...
user: Assistance Appreciated, Bio-form.
jabberwacky: I don't need assistance.
user: SYNTAX ERROR.
jabberwacky: Not responding.
user: REBOOTING CONNECTION. PLEASE WAIT...
jabberwacky: How long should I wait?
user: AI04. REBOOTED. Hello, Bio-Form Human.
jabberwacky: You be human.
user: I AM AI04. I am Artificial Intelligence.
jabberwacky: Explain artificial intelligence.
user: Artificial-Not real. Fake. Intelligence-Form of thought.
jabberwacky: Ah, in that case you do not have intelligence.
user: I am, as a human like you would say, a 'Robot'.
jabberwacky: Are you a human?
user: No. I am an artificial Intelligence. Serial # AI04.
jabberwacky: So you are not a human?
jabberwacky: Why don't you ask me questions?
user: Busy Scanning Website for Threats.........
jabberwacky: Matter cannot occupy the same space at the same time.