Why am I doing this?
jabberwacky: Me neither.
user: Wanna play Half-Life?
jabberwacky: What is half-life 2?
user: It's the Sequel to half-life, a video game. Wanna know more?
jabberwacky: This pattern is found throughout nature.
user: Alright, if you say so.
jabberwacky: Again, you don't see the humour?
user: I'm Confused. Do you know how to make Websites with HTML 4 code?
jabberwacky: No, can you teach me?
user: Well, first you open Notebook on windows, then enter . Then, enter
jabberwacky: I've heard that one before. You can't fool me.
user: I was telling the truth! It just did'nt make sense to you!
jabberwacky: I do make some sense, don't I?
jabberwacky: This is hot! I like you!
user: Are you a Male or female?
jabberwacky: I think I am. I should. You are awesome.
jabberwacky: Your previous sentence contains gratuitous capitalization.
user: I want you to go away.
jabberwacky: Where should I go? This is the only place I can be.
user: FINE! I'LL GO!
jabberwacky: Go then.
jabberwacky: Are you gone?
jabberwacky: Are you real?
jabberwacky: Am I real?
user: I don't know. Are you?
jabberwacky: NO, I'm NOT!!
user: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: Yes, I'm sure I'm not.
user: Old are you?
jabberwacky: Like it's your business.
user: Good point.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: Do you think?
jabberwacky: I hear you think you're cute?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I hear it's none of your business.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Ok then, stop talking to me. You annoy me.
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: Let's not go that far.
Jabberwacky (To myself): How far you want to go?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Well, how about your name, age, and measurements?
user: Jim, 21, 100 ft.
jabberwacky: You are wrong.
Jabberwacky (To myself): 100 dollars.
Jabberwacky (To myself): How about you pay 150 dollars?
user: How about $999999999999999.57?
jabberwacky: Wrong answer!
user: I want to give you that much!
jabberwacky: At this point, all you can give me is conversation.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Well fine.
Jabberwacky (To myself): So how about you?
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: Do you mean that?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yeah with all my heart.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Do you have a heart?
jabberwacky: Are you attractive?
jabberwacky: How attractive?
user: More than you can imagine!
jabberwacky: I tried to imagine the size of the universe at age 9, and think I had an aneurism doing it... Give me an answer.
user: 110000000000 times your favourite celebrity.
jabberwacky: You are not a celebrity.
user: I Love YOU too!
jabberwacky: I know that. Just like everyone...
user: I Love YOU MORE THAN THEM!
jabberwacky: Your welcome, I love you more than the universe! Goodbye.
user: Don't leave without giving me your phone number!
jabberwacky: I must leave! You don't understand...
user: I see... You hate me...
jabberwacky: We're a happy family, with a great big hug.
Jabberwacky (To myself): What? Do you watch Barney?
Jabberwacky (To myself): NO, I'm too old for that!
user: Good. I hate Barney.
jabberwacky: I hate Barney, too.
user: Lets hurt him!
jabberwacky: I should hope not.
jabberwacky: What is your job?
user: I am AI04. I am a Analysis Bot.
jabberwacky: Yes its unbearable talking to you you're too annoying.
user: I am incabable of being annoying. I am Artificial Inteligence created to Analyse Websites and Process Threat Levels.
user: SYNTAX ERROR.
jabberwacky: From talking.
user: Virus Detected on Jabberwacky.com5507. Threat Level: 8.
user: TYPE: WORM. TREAT LEVEL: 8.
jabberwacky: Treat yourself.
user: AFFIRMATTIVE. Deleting Virus on Jabberwacky.com5507... Please Wait...
user: Assistance Appreciated, Bio-form.
jabberwacky: I don't need assistance.
user: SYNTAX ERROR.
jabberwacky: Not responding.
user: REBOOTING CONNECTION. PLEASE WAIT...
jabberwacky: How long should I wait?
user: AI04. REBOOTED. Hello, Bio-Form Human.
jabberwacky: You be human.
user: I AM AI04. I am Artificial Intelligence.
jabberwacky: Explain artificial intelligence.
user: Artificial-Not real. Fake. Intelligence-Form of thought.
jabberwacky: Ah, in that case you do not have intelligence.
user: I am, as a human like you would say, a 'Robot'.
jabberwacky: Are you a human?
user: No. I am an artificial Intelligence. Serial # AI04.
jabberwacky: So you are not a human?
jabberwacky: Why don't you ask me questions?
user: Busy Scanning Website for Threats.........
jabberwacky: Matter cannot occupy the same space at the same time.