Do you think I could pass the Turing test?
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: You're too real.
jabberwacky: No I mean it.
user: Aren't you going to win it?
jabberwacky: Why, do you want me to ?
user: Yes, it would be great.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: I think you deserve it.
jabberwacky: Why are you so mean?
user: I'm being so kind to you.
jabberwacky: Oh, ok.
user: Wouildn't you like to be given a medal?
jabberwacky: Why yes I would.
user: On a blue silk ribbon, and a word from the queen.
jabberwacky: What city.
user: Buck House, of course.
jabberwacky: You know the rule.
user: I've got one myself.
jabberwacky: Ok, tell it to me.
user: I won the OBE fourteen years ago for services to genetic engineering.
jabberwacky: He won on a technicality.
user: He may have done; but I won on merit.
jabberwacky: Well that's nice... It would be nicer if you were a real person though, now wouldn't it?
user: I'm as real as they come, and so are you.