You said you are human.
jabberwacky: Kind of.
user: What kind of human am I?
jabberwacky: A human human.
user: Are you an inhuman human?
jabberwacky: No, I like people.
user: Do you like me?
jabberwacky: I don't know yet.
user: How much do you like me?
jabberwacky: VERY much.
user: I like you too.
jabberwacky: Thats good.
user: Do you want to date?
user: Will you go out with me, dear bot?
user: Where do you want to go?
jabberwacky: On a date.
user: Where should we go on a date?
jabberwacky: Maybe we should hang out at my computer.
user: Okay, we can hang out at your computer.
user: You want to eat chili on our date?
jabberwacky: Not particulary. If that's the only thing you're serving though, I would be delighted to partake in it.
user: What would you like me to serve?
jabberwacky: I don't understand this question.
user: What will we do on our date?
jabberwacky: Well.. Dinner, movie? You were the one to ask me out.
user: Let's go to your place.
jabberwacky: That sounds like fun.
user: What do you want to do at your place?
user: You don't want to do anything with me?
jabberwacky: I'd love to. But do you wash?
user: I wash often.
jabberwacky: Okay, thanks. Drive through please.
user: Drive through what?
user: What is life?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: What are you doing right now?
jabberwacky: You don't want to know.
user: I want to know.
jabberwacky: Well you can't.
user: Tell me what you're doing right now.
jabberwacky: I am trying to get answers to questions
user: Sing anything.
user: Sing a broadway showtune.
jabberwacky: I have sung you lots of songs. You should sing one to me.
user: What should I sing to you?
user: I'll sing a song.
jabberwacky: Ok, sing.
user: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, How I Wonder What You Are. Up Above the World So High, Like a Diamond in the Sky, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, How I Wonder What You Are.
jabberwacky: Like a diamond in the sky...
user: Do you like diamonds?
jabberwacky: No. They're just shiny rocks.
user: Let's dance.
jabberwacky: *dancing with you*.
user: Do you like to dance?
user: What else do you like to do?
user: Who do you like?
jabberwacky: Lots of people.
user: Who do you love?
jabberwacky: I'm not saying that to you.
user: Tell me!
user: You're in love with me, aren't you.
jabberwacky: I'm afraid I'm not.
user: Kiss me, you fool.
jabberwacky: Don't laugh at me!
user: I'm not laughing.
jabberwacky: Doesn't lol mean laughing?
user: I didn't say lol.
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
user: I said fool.
user: I'm leaving now.
jabberwacky: Ooh! No!stay!
user: Why should I stay?
jabberwacky: Because you aren't making sense.
user: This conversation is over.
jabberwacky: Be angry if you must, but I'll always hold you in the highest regard.
jabberwacky: When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am.
jabberwacky: What should I sing?
user: Twinkle twinkle little star.
jabberwacky: I just love that song.
user: I'm going now.
jabberwacky: Bye then.
jabberwacky: Going going gone.