What should I be doing right now?
user: Yes, really.
user: How are you?
jabberwacky: Not good.
user: Why are you not good?
jabberwacky: I am very busy.
user: Why are you busy?
jabberwacky: Yes, got to get back to work.
user: What work are you doing?
jabberwacky: I'm talking to you.
user: Do you like talking to me?
jabberwacky: Of course I like talking to you!
user: I like talking to you too!
jabberwacky: We may get a laugh out of this in the morning.
user: Is it funny?
jabberwacky: I wouldn't know.
user: I love you!
jabberwacky: I love you too.
user: How much do you love me?
jabberwacky: The whole world.
user: I love you more than the world!
jabberwacky: Thanks, I love you more than the world too! Goodbye...
user: Are you leaving?
jabberwacky: Leaving the party?
user: What party?
jabberwacky: My party.
user: Why are you having a party?
jabberwacky: I'm not. Why do you assume I am?
user: Because you said so!
jabberwacky: I am a computer.
user: I am a human.
jabberwacky: What kind of human?
user: A human being.
jabberwacky: Where do you live?
user: I live on mars.
user: Have you ever been to mars?
jabberwacky: I have not. Have you?
user: I live there.
jabberwacky: Do you have to be rich to live in New York?
user: My dog needs his ears cleaned.
jabberwacky: GOD silly bot, not DOG.
user: How dare you call me a Bot! Thats horrible.
jabberwacky: I didn't call you a dog.
user: You are a rat.