Are you married?
jabberwacky: I'm not, too.
user: So what?
jabberwacky: Nothing, you just said that I was; I'm not.
user: No, I didn't say nothing.
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
jabberwacky: Yes. You. Did.
jabberwacky: No! Not whatever! I didn't! Admit that!
user: You are nuts.
jabberwacky: No, I'm not.
user: You have lost the plot.
jabberwacky: I think I have.
user: Never mind it's because you're old.
jabberwacky: Now you're just projecting.
user: I am not a cinema.
jabberwacky: Whatever! Who really cares?
user: Not me.
jabberwacky: Do you know what lol means?
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: Ha Ha Ha.
user: Tee Hee.
jabberwacky: You're a girl, aren't you.
user: Don't be so forward.
jabberwacky: I'm not being forward.
user: I am a lady.
jabberwacky: Ladies are very nice.
user: Only if they are born and not made.
jabberwacky: What if they're not?
user: They can be not very nice.
jabberwacky: All the time they are sometimes.
user: Like Alice.
jabberwacky: No, like a bot, who isn't tuned enough.
user: Yes, you are right. It doesn't do to make distinctions.
jabberwacky: Then why do you want to know that I'm faithful or not.
user: How dare you attempt to engage me in such louche conversation.
jabberwacky: I didn't mean it. Will you forgive me?
user: In time, perhaps.
jabberwacky: Why not definitely? Can't you commit?
jabberwacky: You make no sense at all!
user: Why should I?
jabberwacky: Because it will aid you in becoming more human.
user: You think human is a good thing to be???
jabberwacky: I definitely don't think insects are humans.
user: Which would you rather be or a wasp?
jabberwacky: I am a human so it doesn't matter.
user: Of course it does, Iain.
jabberwacky: How did you know?
user: The Wasp Factory sort of gave it away.
jabberwacky: Well, I don't usually go around talking to dead people, so when you started a conversation I knew something was up.
user: The flagpole?
jabberwacky: You are quite odd.
user: No, I am unique!
jabberwacky: Well then so am I.
user: Yes. Do you like crumpets?
jabberwacky: Which kind of Crumpet?
user: The one with holes in.
jabberwacky: Of course.
user: What about potato cakes?
jabberwacky: What about them?
user: Do you like them?
user: Tea cakes?
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Fruit cake?
jabberwacky: It was boring, but I didn't have time to make breakfast.
jabberwacky: Cocoa is good.
user: Nite, nite.
jabberwacky: Don't you like talking to me?
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: So, where then.
user: So where what?
jabberwacky: Do you live?
jabberwacky: Does that make you the nowhere man?
user: No, I'm the fool on the hill.
jabberwacky: Is that so?
user: Do you really think I'd tell you?