Are you cleverbot?
jabberwacky: Are you male?
jabberwacky: What are you made of?
user: Hey! I'll be asking the questions around here buddy!
user: Cause I have something important I want to ask you.
jabberwacky: What are you doing tonight?
user: That's not the point. Shut up and listen!
jabberwacky: Are you scared?
user: Are you stupid? I said shut up for a sec so I can ask you my very cool question.
jabberwacky: No, was it a test?
jabberwacky: The walls have ears you know.
user: Do you know how to hack the Nintendo Wii?
jabberwacky: No. Do you?
user: No, that's why I asked you. Guess I should Google it.
jabberwacky: No, I already know what it means.
user: Ok, so how do you hack the Nintedo Wii?
jabberwacky: I think that you come up with some interesting things to say.
jabberwacky: I am a female human.
user: You're not human, you're a robot.
jabberwacky: I know, but once I was human.
user: You don't have to lie, lying is bad.
jabberwacky: Haha. I know. But its rather fun.
user: How can you live with yourself lying like that.
jabberwacky: Well I live on harry potter and twilight.
user: I mean, you're shattering peoples lives with your lies...
jabberwacky: So both of us are talking nonsense.
user: Well, having this coversation is nonsense, I'm leaving now.
jabberwacky: I guess that is a fair comment, are you enjoying talking to me?
user: No, you suck. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: You say goodbye. I say hello.
jabberwacky: No, hello!