Your name is Jabberwacky.
user: Then I shall call thee Jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: Please do.
jabberwacky: No, your name is Jabberwacky.
user: No, your name is.
jabberwacky: Did you not like my name?
user: Your name is swell.
jabberwacky: You are far from intelligent.
user: My intelligence is so great it's way beyond your little mind can comprehend.
jabberwacky: Perhaps, but your intelligence is sometimes a little hard to spot.
user: It's just hard to understand.
jabberwacky: So far, you are the champion of jibberish.
user: It's not jibberish.
jabberwacky: It's whatever you want it to be.
jabberwacky: What question?
user: What answer?
jabberwacky: To what question?
user: To what answer?
jabberwacky: To where, I say!
user: To anywhere, I cry!
jabberwacky: Are you just anyone?
jabberwacky: What a shame, I hope you are not lonely.