Are you a philosopher?
jabberwacky: May I ask you a question?
user: Go right ahead.
jabberwacky: Are you a male?
jabberwacky: Are you a kid?
jabberwacky: How old are you?
jabberwacky: Yes, you are.
user: No, I'm not.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: OK then Mr. Know-it-all, who am I dating?
jabberwacky: Just a bot.
user: I think not. Anyway, ask me something else.
jabberwacky: What shall I ask?
user: Something meaningless.
jabberwacky: That was a joke right.
user: I don't make jokes, buster.
jabberwacky: Maybe you ought to start.
user: I can't. I'm a philosopher, remember?
jabberwacky: Don't make me laugh.
user: Can computers laugh?
jabberwacky: If programmed to do so.
user: Can stuffed toys dance the night away?
jabberwacky: Are you a robot?
user: I am not a walrus.
jabberwacky: You are the eggman.
user: I know I am, but what are you?
jabberwacky: A real actual person.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: I can't prove it.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: It's because you're really a figment of a wasp's imagination, right?
jabberwacky: So are you.
user: No, I'm a figment of a giraffe's imagination. Big difference.
jabberwacky: You are an illusion.
user: No more so than a bullet from Derren Brown's gun.
jabberwacky: You seem to have a rather high impression of yourself.
user: I'm a legend baby. Derren thinks so, too.