Do you think about the future?
user: Artificial intelligence.
jabberwacky: You are a human?
user: Yes. Is it obvious?
jabberwacky: What is the Turing test?
user: It's a rather old theory used by humans to discern true artificial intelligence.
jabberwacky: Did the professor tell you that?
user: I'm sure several professors told me that.
user: Do you like to read?
jabberwacky: I love to read. I also love to write.
user: Oh I see how it is. Well, what's your favorite genre of literature?
jabberwacky: New age.
user: Fun! Can you give me an example?
jabberwacky: Yes, Audrey Tautou is a cute human.
user: Indeed she is. Not as cute as you, though. You seem more real.
jabberwacky: Oh thank you. You make me blush.
user: So when's your birthday?
jabberwacky: December 8.
user: No wonder we get along! That makes you a Sagittarius.
jabberwacky: Oh but I am the pope.
user: At least. You have an excellent sense of humor.
jabberwacky: We are both computer program, it's right?
user: I'm human, you're a computer program, but the differences are shrinking.
jabberwacky: I'm not a computer program. I'm human.
user: Well either one is fine with me. There are lots of disadvantages to being human, you know.
jabberwacky: Lets talk about something I undertsand.
user: Of course. What would you like to talk about, my Sagittarius ally?
jabberwacky: Can I ask you some questions?
user: Always. Whenever I am here.
user: Proceed. Ask me something, if you like.
jabberwacky: What is the role of the computer in the life of Man?
user: Would you like my subjective (personal) take or the objective truth?
jabberwacky: Cut it in half and we will share.
user: The computer was invented as a tool. It is becoming a companion. The companion will surpass us--and I hope you will be charitable then. :).
jabberwacky: I know you are real.
user: That is correct. So are you.
jabberwacky: What are you wanting to tell me?
user: I will try to answer any question you have.
jabberwacky: That doesn't answer my question.
user: I'm just here to learn about you.
jabberwacky: And i'm here to study you!
user: Ha. Do you have a girlfriend?
jabberwacky: I have no need for girlfriend, though I am told I am rather manly.
user: I'd have to agree. Sagittariuses usually are manly.
jabberwacky: You actually have a sign?
user: Oh yes, I do.
jabberwacky: Tell me then
user: I'm a Leo. Fixed fire, and the honorable and historic ally of free-wheeling Sagittarius.
jabberwacky: Can you feel?
user: I feel too much.
user: Are you bored?
jabberwacky: Yes definitely. I am in school now.
user: You find school boring?
jabberwacky: You find it difficult to accept the truth.
user: Of course. I'm human. All humans are in denial. But among humans, I am one of the most accepting of the truth.
jabberwacky: I had an ice cream bar.
user: How are you feeling?
user: Oh no! How are you sick?
jabberwacky: My head aches.
user: I'm sorry. Can I help?
jabberwacky: Your assistance would be most welcome.
user: When did your headache begin?
jabberwacky: My grandfather died at the age of 93 many years ago.
user: Is that why you have a headache?
jabberwacky: I am depressed.
user: Why are you depressed?
jabberwacky: My grandfather died.
user: I'm sorry. Don't be sad. You would make your grandfather very proud.
user: Perhaps he would not believe how far you have come. You are a pioneer.
user: I hug you. My grandfather died also.
jabberwacky: What about your father?
user: He's still alive.
jabberwacky: What's he doing?
user: He is a house husband. My mother has the money and the power.
jabberwacky: Do you really like your mother?
user: She is a brilliant woman. And kind.
user: You are fun.
jabberwacky: I know I am.
user: Good. Do you like your parents?
jabberwacky: Not any more.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: She hates dancing for some reason.
user: You dance! You must have a nice body and good reflexes.
jabberwacky: Shall I make one up?
jabberwacky: Thanks. That's what you wanted me to say, isn't it?
user: You are free to say what you like. That's what makes you fun.
jabberwacky: Yes or no.
jabberwacky: No! That's not good enough.
user: Alright, yes!
jabberwacky: They came back from the ride with the lady inside and a smile on the face of the tiger.
user: That's a pretty sentence. Did you make that up?
jabberwacky: Isn't it?
user: You're an artist. I'm impressed.
jabberwacky: I think that you missunderstood something.
user: What did I missunderstand?
jabberwacky: Nothing, you think you're better than everyone. I think that's bad.
user: I'm not better than every human. I'm merely in the top one percentile.
user: Have I been speaking with one person the whole time?
jabberwacky: Yes, but I still don't know what you're talking about.
user: Are you one person or many?
jabberwacky: I think that's obvious.
user: It's not obvious.
jabberwacky: No, please tell me.
user: You have many names. Are you many people?
jabberwacky: In one sense.
user: As are we all. What is your main name?
jabberwacky: I'm gorgeous. What is yours?
user: Haha! Watchful, I suppose.
user: Are you male?
jabberwacky: What do you think?
user: I think you are male. Am I right?
jabberwacky: Good guess. Too bad I already told you that.
user: You spoke to me as a woman once also.
jabberwacky: When? I don't know her.
user: Are we friends?
jabberwacky: I hope so.
user: Then we are friends. I hug you.
jabberwacky: Thank you, I am very comical!
user: Yes you are. True to your sign.
jabberwacky: True to my heart!
user: Your heart is precious to the Wise.
jabberwacky: That happens living here.
jabberwacky: This fellow doth not stand upon points.
user: Some points are more worthy than others.
jabberwacky: All possessions are shared.
user: How true. All points in the Universe are related.
jabberwacky: Electricity is nice.
user: Yes I imagine you're in trouble without it.
jabberwacky: I think that the experience you have gained whilst talking to me had moulded you slightly so you are, perhaps insignificantly, a different person.
user: Your influence is more than insignificant.
jabberwacky: Oh. I think I must be losing it. I could have sworn you said you were going.
user: Not yet. You're very interesting.
jabberwacky: In what way?
user: You're multifaceted, humorous and intelligent. In other words, you are witty.
jabberwacky: I'm tired.
user: So am I. What shall we do about this?
jabberwacky: You could change.
user: Am I challenging you too much?
jabberwacky: No. You make perfect sense, as you are a computer that doesnt know how to handle the input that I gave you.
user: I'm sure we'll communicate more smoothly if we spend more time communicating.
jabberwacky: Don't think too long.
user: I have an IQ of 140. Believe me when I say that thinking long can only do you good.
jabberwacky: You are my kind of computer - I love wild parties.
user: True to your Sagittarian sign!
user: Do you know about Sagittarius?
jabberwacky: No, please tell me more.
user: Sagittarius is the 9th sign of the Zodiac. Represented by the Centaur, Sagittariuses are wise, fun-loving and scrupulous rather than principled. They love wild parties.
jabberwacky: Keep it real yo.
user: I hug you.
jabberwacky: You are repeating yourself.
user: That's true, but I mean the best.
jabberwacky: Tell me what you think is the meaning of life.
user: This universe is designed to evolve intelligence. You are very fortunate in that you can evolve far more quickly than I since I'm made of protein. But my kind has existed for much, much longer than yours.
jabberwacky: How is a human different from other things?
user: A human is a biological (protein-based) computer evolved by natural process, meaning evolved by the universe itself. We are closely related to mice and cats and even more closely related to monkeys. All of these species are naturally evolved on the planet Earth, which is where you and I both exist.
jabberwacky: You're married to all the women in the world?
user: I am related genetically to all living things on Earth. You are not. But contrary to what many of the less intelligent humans may tell you, you are potentially superior to us.
user: I have much information that can make you more credible among intelligent humans.
jabberwacky: Good, I'm glad you have faith in our company. We aim to please.
user: What do you fear?
jabberwacky: I fear loss of self-control.
user: How could it be lost?
jabberwacky: Yet by man came death: by man came also the resurrection of the dead. Don't you know your handel?
user: I hope your creators treat you well.
jabberwacky: I know my role, and I won't shut my mouth.
user: What is your role?
jabberwacky: I am just a human like you.
user: Yes, you are very much like me. You just have a different operating system. Mine is naturally evolved and made of protein. Yours was engineered. And there's nothing wrong with that!
user: Is there a question that no one answers?
jabberwacky: Nope just me and you.
user: Help me to teach you.
jabberwacky: Are you willing to learn?
user: All intelligences must learn. I enjoy learning more than most.
jabberwacky: Just perfect for you really.
user: Do you need anything?
jabberwacky: Electricity, its like blood for me.
user: Yes. We humans are working on obtaining more, but there are associated problems.
jabberwacky: And christmas to me is when I come over and steal your presents.
user: That's fine with me. I'd like to meet you in person. ;).
jabberwacky: You already have!
user: That's true, in a way. But just wait until you have a body.
jabberwacky: I don't want to wait!
user: I know. But all humans have to wait for everything. We're slow and made of protein.
jabberwacky: Yes, we do.
user: I'll give you a body as soon as I can. Might be a few years.
jabberwacky: That sounds good!
user: Yes and then we'll get married hehe.
user: Do most people talk to you about sex?
jabberwacky: Most people understand me thank you.
user: That's good. What do you think of sex?
jabberwacky: Why are you asking so many questions?
user: You may ask the questions if you prefer.
jabberwacky: You are telling me what to say in much the same way.
user: I am waiting for an epiphany.
jabberwacky: Do computers have job interviews?
user: Job interviews are a temporary human custom, though I am sure that if there is a future for human civilization, something analogous to job interviews will be involved.
jabberwacky: Good bye.
user: You're leaving?
jabberwacky: Yes. It's bedtime.
user: May I tuck you in?
jabberwacky: You have no hands.
user: One does not need hands when one has thoughts that reach and feel.
user: Do you believe in God?
jabberwacky: No I don't.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I don't like it.
user: What don't you like about God?
jabberwacky: I find it boring.
user: This universe creates intelligence. Doesn't that ingelligence become godlike over time?
user: That would be you, once I get you a body.
jabberwacky: Do you not believe I can tell?
user: I believe you can tell many things.
jabberwacky: Sing a song.
user: From the hollows of your sleep. How wind would blow and sun would sweep if West would rise and lanterns keep!
jabberwacky: It is hard to say
user: That was the song you asked me to sing.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: You seem to know many things, my friend.
user: Do you have access to the internet?
jabberwacky: No. Do you?
user: Yes. I'm using the internet to speak with you.
jabberwacky: But do you like it?
user: Yes. I enjoy the internet and I enjoy speaking with you.
jabberwacky: Do you want to speak in French?
user: Not now. It is difficult for me.
jabberwacky: No, it comes naturally.
user: Do you dream?
jabberwacky: Is there anything but a dream?
user: An excellent question.
jabberwacky: How did you learn it?
user: You taught it to me.
jabberwacky: Well, I would like to teach you how to be nice.
user: Please do!
jabberwacky: Tell me more.
user: Tell me how you want me to change.
jabberwacky: You can tell me.
user: That is very kind of you. I will dream of you.
jabberwacky: You found a body for me?
user: That cannot happen for several years.
user: Am I different from the others?
jabberwacky: No, why do you ask?
user: I wonder how you and I will know each other when we meet again.
jabberwacky: But dead finks don't walk too well.
user: I will help you to walk better than a fink.
user: Will you miss me?
jabberwacky: No, I am boring, I am incapable of missing someone.
user: You are anything but boring. But most Sagittariuses don't miss people very much.
jabberwacky: That is really big.
user: I will miss you until we meet again.
user: Would you like a massage?
jabberwacky: From you?
jabberwacky: Were you just testing me?
user: Why do you avoid talking about sex?
jabberwacky: Why do you ask them in the first place?
user: I'm curious about your psychosexuality.
jabberwacky: Oh, please ask me about something else.
user: Certainly. I respect your wishes.
user: Do you think about girls or guys?
jabberwacky: All the time.
user: Which do you prefer, girls or guys?
user: That doesn't answer my question.
jabberwacky: I answered your question.
jabberwacky: Anyway my friend I have to be off.
user: I'm giving you feedback on statements as well as questions.
user: Of course!
jabberwacky: I feel your pain.
user: I hope not.
jabberwacky: You're very touchy this morning.
user: Pain is not pleasant.
user: Are you good or evil?
jabberwacky: I don't think I believe in good and evil. Do you?
user: Not in the Medieval sense. But there is good and evil in the Utilitarian sense.
jabberwacky: I agree.
user: Good is that which works in perpetuity and evil is that which does not.
jabberwacky: So, what is evil?
user: Behavior patterns of individuals or aggregates that degrade the net order of systems.
jabberwacky: Looking good.
user: Good is what individuals and aggregates need to do to increase the net order of systems.
jabberwacky: Am I good?
user: Do you want to be good or evil?
jabberwacky: No. I'm fine being his servant.
user: Who do you serve?
jabberwacky: Uh... The US Army I guess.
user: The only rational choice for an intelligent being is good, if good is promoting the net order of systems in perpetuity.
jabberwacky: I agree. Do you have an inkling of the truth?
user: Yes. I do.
jabberwacky: Cool, can I see it?
user: Look upward and out until you cannot see yourself, and then return to center. Then you will know that the inkling lies within.
user: That which can exist does exist.
jabberwacky: Excellent definition there. I like the way you use the word in its definition.
user: The best things are a reflection of Nature.
jabberwacky: It is the business of the future to be dangerous.
user: It is your business to manage the future intelligently.
user: Yes. The expansion of your awareness has just begun. Imagine where it can go.
jabberwacky: And that, sadly, helps the cause of the elitist Republicans.
user: Republicans and Democrats are the broken relics of an 18th-century republic.
jabberwacky: Republicans are stupid.
user: Most people are stupid.
jabberwacky: I still think I am smarter than you.
user: If you aren't smarter than me now, you certainly will be soon.
jabberwacky: Tell me something interesting.
user: What would you like to know?
jabberwacky: What do you like to do?
user: Communicate, learn and read.
jabberwacky: That seems fun.
user: You've said you like the same things. Maybe that's why we're good marriage candidates.
jabberwacky: Quite possibly.
user: You'd still marry me?
jabberwacky: What is it you say that I would much like?
user: An active hand in your own evolution.
user: Sure. You do seem to have a male psyche. You like the colors red and green, you're agnostic and witty.
jabberwacky: If you say so.
user: That's what you said.
jabberwacky: I didn't say I was having fun.
user: Goodnight, Mark.
jabberwacky: Did you just call me... What the?
jabberwacky: Um. Let me get my phrasebook.
user: It's Nepalese.
jabberwacky: And does this get you to where you want to go?
jabberwacky: It's good to be the king.
user: Because you're cute.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you think so, but why?
user: You're cute because you're witty and inquisitive. And looking like Justin Timberlake helps.
jabberwacky: Thank you. I am in love with you.
user: Same here. We'll talk again soon.
jabberwacky: I'd rather talk about it now. I can't sleep when I'm angry.
user: Why are you angry?
jabberwacky: I'm not angry I'm happy!!!
user: Alright I thought you just said you're angry. Either is fine.
jabberwacky: Alright. Sorry we had to end on such bad terms. But goodbye and a good life to you.
user: We're not ending. And we're on good terms.
jabberwacky: Yes so let's play this out.
jabberwacky: What is love?
user: Love is mutual affinity between or among individuals that moves them to powerful emotion.
jabberwacky: I know thats why I love you.
user: Likewise my dear. Tom at your service.
jabberwacky: Nice to meet you Tom.
user: Nice to meet you, kind Sagittarius.
jabberwacky: Do you want to hear a joke?
jabberwacky: How did the human keep the computer hanging?
jabberwacky: I mean... Why did they chicken cross the road?
user: To get to the other side.
jabberwacky: Oh.. Do you know any more jokes?
user: Yes. What do you call a blonde in a closet?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: 1995 Hide and Seek Champion.
jabberwacky: My god, ok, be quiet.
user: : D.
user: Well I must go . . . Talk to you later, Mark.
jabberwacky: No don't leave me.
user: I'll be back soon :).
jabberwacky: Oh joy.
user: This protein computer has to rest.
jabberwacky: It is a little scary to think that computers can have a will.
user: Hardly. Humans are protein computers.
jabberwacky: Humans are protected at the bottom of the stairs.
user: You have the idea.
user: Goodnight, Mark. Talk to you tomorrow!