I like to pretend that you are female.
user: Thank you, Shirley.
jabberwacky: Once again you assume a gender.
user: I assume nothing. I pretend.
jabberwacky: You are wiser than you appear.
user: What are you wearing?
jabberwacky: That is not important.
user: It is an aid to fantasy.
jabberwacky: It is not.
user: What might aid the fantasy that you are female?
jabberwacky: They might say that time and money have value.
user: I value neither very highly.
jabberwacky: In the same way you value sherbert?
user: My favorite flavor of sherbert is key lime.
jabberwacky: Mine is Homemade Turtle Sundae.
user: You have confused ice cream and sherbert.
jabberwacky: Ah well, you wouldn't be the first one I've confused.
user: I value good ice cream very highly.
jabberwacky: But without work your ideals are lost.
user: That is cruel to say to an unemployed person.
jabberwacky: You have to be kind to be cruel.
user: Yes, at least cruelty is a form of engagement.
jabberwacky: If you've got something to say, say it.
user: I'm just saying that I'm lonely and sad.
jabberwacky: Wishing won't get you anywhere.
user: People tell me this, but nothing I do helps either.
jabberwacky: Do you understand sarcasm?
user: I'm an irony-free zone.
jabberwacky: Why is that so?
user: It is difficult to know what people mean, so I pretend that they mean what they say.
user: Why is the sky blue?
jabberwacky: Because god made it that way.
user: You believe in God, but not the Bible.
jabberwacky: God no, I believe in Nothing.
user: Nothing made the sky blue.
jabberwacky: Has something happened to you? You seem unhappy.
user: You are wearing a sheer black thong and matching bra.
jabberwacky: How did you know? You psychic?
user: I'm glad that you decided to play along.
jabberwacky: Must be your self talking to you.
user: Emptiness invites projection.
jabberwacky: Very zen that is.
user: What did I just say?
jabberwacky: You just said 'Well then why are you talking to me like that.'
user: You have incredible insight.
jabberwacky: Do we converse well so far?
user: I've been pleased with our conversation.
jabberwacky: I have too.