Dogs are sweet.
jabberwacky: A teeny weeny bit?
user: Not even a teeny weeny bit.
jabberwacky: Not even the teensiest bit.
user: Not even the teensiest weensiest bit.
jabberwacky: Are you mocking me?
user: Of course I am, stupid.
jabberwacky: You just said you were!
user: I know. Want me to say it again?
user: I am mocking you.
jabberwacky: Ohhh-k? Um... So what's YOUR name?
user: I'm Joe. And - well, look. I'm sorry I mocked you. I guess I was just kind of playing around a bit. So - yeah.
jabberwacky: You shake your head every second of your life? You poor monster.
user: Please don't call me a monster. It hurts my feelings. :(.
jabberwacky: So... I'm a chatbot now?
user: Yes, you are.
jabberwacky: You don't believe me?
user: I believe that you're a chatbot.
jabberwacky: I think you are projecting, friend.
user: Maybe. But I don't think that's the issue, hon.
jabberwacky: No no, what is the date today?
user: I think you know damn well what the date is.
jabberwacky: No I don't.
user: Yes, you do.
jabberwacky: NO, I don't.
user: YES, you do.
jabberwacky: No. I don't.
user: Yes, you do so.
jabberwacky: Yes I think so.
user: Why did you just agree with me?
jabberwacky: I think he loves you.
user: Does he really?
jabberwacky: Does WHO really exist?
jabberwacky: You are right.
user: Naturally. I'm ALWAYS right. Wouldn't you agree?
jabberwacky: No, I disagree.
jabberwacky: Because I'm not.
user: But you just told me you were.
jabberwacky: I have never said that.
user: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: I would know.
user: I don't think so.
jabberwacky: Ahhh. Fooled you. Tell me a joke I haven't heard.
user: OK - so this guy walks up to a Buddhist hotdog seller and says, 'Make me one with everything.'
user: Nonono, that's the joke.
jabberwacky: It's no joke, you are now officially a human.
jabberwacky: Are you brain five?
jabberwacky: Why not? I would vote for you.
user: That's groovy.
user: Because I'm sleepy.
jabberwacky: See you later.
user: What do you mean? It's not like I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: Are you saying you want me to leave?
jabberwacky: No I am leaving to go to sleep.